This Place is ASS!!!!!!

I was in the West Melbourne area and made the mistake of dropping into Bare Assets. I have not been to the club in years because it 's just was not good. This time it was beyond terrible. It's a very small club. A little bit bigger than a Checkers fast food spot. LOL You go threw two doors. After the first door to your left is where you pay. No cover so I go through the second door and I am hit with a strong cigarette odor. Poor ventilation definitely. It's an awkward setup. When you enter if you go straight it's the bathroom and a the manager office. You turn right and there is the bar and outdated tables and chairs on the small main floor with a very small stage.

It's Friday close to five and there is nobody here! I've never been to a strip club on a Friday this empty in my entire strip club career. I make my way to the bar there is literally one customer besides myself with an average looking white girl. The bartender looks less enthused. Can't blame her but she could at least smile and say hello. Nope. Just what are you drinking. I get a Coors Light which was 7 bucks. Gave her $1 tip because her attitude was kinda funky. Speaking of funky. There was actually a slim pretty black chick right next to me when I ordered my drink, but she acted like it was too hard to speak. Glued to her phone. You would think since it was so empty her funky ass would want to make some money.

I move down a few seats at the bar where a TV was playing ESPN. A few moments later a fat white chick comes up to me. She was nice, but I cut it real short and told her no thank you. I see the one customer take the dancer back to the dance room. Now as I mentioned, the club is pretty small. You can see the dance room from the bar. Not really private at all. It's literally no bigger than a walk in closet and if it were pack, you would definitely would be touching legs with another customer......gross. I'm pretty sure this is a no extras strip club.