Tootsie's Cabaret

Was on a business trip and after completing work decided to check out Tootsie during the late afternoon Sunday. They had about 25 dancers, which is unusual low for them even for a Sunday. They had a lot…

I will break this review into 3-sections:

I) Intro
II) Visit
III) Conclusion


I) INTRO:
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Visited Tootsies on Saturday eve 4/30/16 around 7:45 pm - free cover and half-priced drinks b/f 8 pm and always plenty of free-parking.

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As w/ many of my reviews; this is…

Went to tootsies past Thursday afternoon, club was maybe quarter full plenty of seating. Sat down had a few smokes and some drinks. For some reason the waitress are really hot. My suggestion would be try to go upstairs as…

Being on vacation in south florida made me realize how much Florida is great when it comes to the strip club scene. I visited this place last month same night I went to diamond dolls. This place has ample parking…

i mentioned in the discussion area that my gf and i were going to visit with a male friend. we've had issues getting into clubs as females alone. no problem this time. sorry, but i don't know all the costs…

Am here at 6 pm on a Friday. It is packed with guys. PACKED! There are very minimal girls. It's really weird. It's a sausage fest. Were are the girls? It's a Friday…

Came down to Miami for a couple of days to meet up with some friends on a boating trip. Wrapped up on Friday and it was time to hit the clubs before heading out the next day. There was a…

I have been to clubs all across the country, I would rate this club among the top! The service is amazing, the girls are adorable and friendly, and the available options are endless. I shared a Lap Dance with a…

Had another great visit at Tootsies.

I arrived around 3pm. Smaller crowd than I'm use too. Maybe it's just the change of seasons.

As usual all the girls were beautiful. Atleast by my standards. I go for more…

Haven't been here in MANY years as my travels have not included Miami for quite some time. Had a little time to kill before a late evening flight so I decided to check it out. Made…

I love a good drink special so I always hit up strip clubs during the day. They might have the best deals and girls over any strip club in Miami for 4PM on a Thursday. The girls are mostly latina…

It was Wednesday afternoon and I was there hoping to get some action before I get out of town. Not many customers and very few dancers. While I appreciate the fact that I wasn't rushed for a dance, I was…

I'm a girl and I go to strip clubs to watch the talented people working on a stage.
The DJ is always with a great vibe and pop songs.
The girls in this club are very nice pole dancers. I would…

Tootsie's is a really big venue. Didn't see a bigger one so far. I was a bit scared it may harm the atmosphere but the opposite is true. We visited on Saturday night in the main section. The club…

I won't reiterate the physical layout of the club. I visited early in the evening and stayed until about 2 am. The club doesn't really pick up until after midnight. I like to pace around and sometimes…

Stopped by for a few hours before cover charge time. Huge place. Staff is friendly. A few 9s, and some 7-8s. You don't get pestered for dances. BuT I was waiting for almost an hour at one point for dancers…

Went with a friend on Christmas. The food here is inexpensive and of good quality, the staff are friendly, the women are beautiful, and the hustle is minimal (a few "wanna go to the VIP rooms" was all I got).…

Been going there for a while. The place is designed two ways. 1) For cheap bastards. Since the club has a "one drink per patron" rule and having a tip rail, you can just be there for hours with…

This place is like no other. Huge, lots of girls, nude dancers, and good quality dances with the right girl. Get there before 800, no over, and drink specials. Over 100 girls, all shapes and sizes,…

This is the WalMart of strip clubs and size and variety but certainly not price. One of the best clubs in the country but only if you have the bucks and are ready to party.

I have been there…

Went to Tootsies on a Wednesday night. Lots and lots of Cuban dancers. Most of them are attractive. Received a dance with one to see if I needed to kick start my night. it was okay, not exceptional. Then saw…

I haven't been to Tootsie's in some time. Actually haven't been to many clubs the last few years. Health reason's. Went to a TUSCL meet with some other members. The club is how it has been described many times, so…

This place is huge! Tons of dancers... Cover is 10 bucks but you are betteroff just getting a weistband and going upstairs thats another 20 but well worth it vips readon plenty of fun to be had!!
Ok so i would…

I was in SoFlo for only a few days and had very limited time to do the SC/LD thing. I went to 3 establishments and ended up going to them in the order of how I will rate them. On…

I know it sounds weird but I like to go to this place in the day. The talent is amazing, no cover, free parking, great food deals, sports on the TV really what more could you ask for? I love…

Not sure how much more can be said about this club. I have found one additional tip that I don't think has been talked about here.
The one downside of the club is the constant stream of dancers asking you if…

Another great visit to Tootsies.

I arrived in town for business, got my cheap rental car and proceeded to my hotel.

I slept for a few hours got up showered and proceeded to Tootsies.

When I arrived as usual parking was a breeze.…

Visited Tootsie's early in the evening on a recent Friday. Plenty of free parking and no cover as it was before eight. As it has been said many time this is a huge club in a former buyer's club warehouse.…

This is my second time going to this club I found myself in town for a concert and on the way home I decided to check it out one more time. The Waze app seem to seem to send…

I came here aftwr the ball dropped on NYE, and man was it crowded. Parking wasn't an issue and cover was $8 I believe. Not gonna focus on the club itself, as that's been covered in other reviews. Found a…

Was in Miami for a couple of days. Heard about Tootsie online and wanted to
give it a try. As everyone mentioned this place is huge and I would actually add maybe too big for my taste - unlike the Rhino…

So during a recent visit to Miami, I decide to stop by the world famous Tootsie's. Huge place as everyone has said. Plenty of dancers around. This specific review has to do with a specific dancer, white girl with blonde…

I have been out of the scene for a while now but am back. It has been so long I don't even remember what nickname I posted under so am starting a new here.

I visited Tootsies earlier this month…

I used to read reviews of how much this club has declined over the years. I've made a few stops over 5+ years and always thought the decline was minimal. That was until this trip. I arrived…

So I was Miami for my birthday last week, and my friends took me to Miami for my birthday. So my best friend plays for the Knicks (they were in town playing the heat) I asked him where to go…

Coming from indiana i was shocked at how big this club was. I will skip all the layout details which can be read on the other reviews. I visited about 2 am on a saturday and the place was packed…

This place already has a pretty decent reputation. I will agree that the experience here is very relaxing. Never any pressure to make purchases. Girls are Latin maybe a few other cultures sometimes. I Ike how open and…

This club is not what it used to be, but that is still not a bad thing. If you want to go to a enormous club and see a lot of latina type of girls than this is…

Lots has been said about the club layout so I will skip most of that...the place is huge, maybe first built as a warehouse or something

My routine when I vist is pretty much the same every time. First I walk…

This place was amazing. The best club I've been to ever. Tons of girls and a huge space. Took many girls to the vip room and was immediately offered extras. The girl was from Pittsburgh and…

So this place has been reviewed several thousand times, I won't add to the physical description, other than its big. Like wall mart big. But at the end of the day, there really are a few places worth…

I may sound like a racist - but a 50-smetnsg white guy doesn't fit in this club anymore.

I came in and yes, the place is fantastic. But I hate the no-padded chairs they have. Want to get out of them…

Another day in paradise.

You guys in south Florida are so lucky.
So many strip club choices, so much variety and the cheap drink & dance prices are just unheard of in other areas of the country.

I like reviewing Tootsies because this…

I visited several times on a recent trip in the area. You just can't beat the value this club offers with free self parking, no cover before 8 PM, and 50% off happy hour drinks. For the most part, the…

Huge club with a large center stage. My first time to this place, will be back the next time I am in town for sure...

The cover was $8. They have 2 VIP areas, one downstairs and one upstairs,…

Second Floor of Tootsies gettin shoulder rubs? In the Advice of Drake i ventured my way to Tootsies. Being my first stop in Miami i was fully commited to blowing my total budget here and sitting in my hotel saturday…

Big clean club with a large stage and a sports bar with pool tables contained within it. About a 20-25 minute cab from South Beach. I think the cover was $8 but it was an extra $20 to go upstairs…

Another great visit at Tootsies.

I think I parked in the exact same spot I parked in the last time I was here.

I walk into Tootsies and in inhaled that wonderful strip club smell, a mixture of sex &.excitement.

I sit in…

I was in Miami again on business. This is still probably the best club in the state. It is possibly even one of the best in the country. It is a big club, so it never really…

This is definitely my favorite strip club in south Florida. I usually go during the daytime shifts in the early afternoon and there are always several women here who are at least an 8. There is a variety of different…

I'm adicted to this club. I usually go early, at around 4PM and end up staying for hours and hours. There are so many girls that you hardly see the same dancer on the stage and around 7 or 8…

In Miami for two days before having to fly back home. I come to Miami so often it feels like home.

I have been visiting strip clubs since I was 18 years old. We're talking about more than 30…

i went there on a Wednesday afternoon and there is no cover charge and parking is easy. the first thing u notice is that the place is gigantic and overwhelming. It took a few minutes to adjust to…

Well if the title of my review made you read this, you will be disappointed if you are thinking an activity. Although, they were available I'm referring to the building. My understanding is that this was once a…

Went to this club for the first time. I live in Palm Beach County. We have some nice club,s here but been hearing longer than a decade that Tootie's was a must go to. And they were right. I was…

Whoo, well its been about two years since I was last at Tootsies. Still the same.

I arrived before 8 pm as there is is no cover before then. Upon entering, I used the restroom. They have a guy…

Decided to visit the famous Tootsies while in town for business again. Miami is a exciting city and they know how to do things big. Took an uber to the club so I could do it right this…

Back in town for business.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to come to Miami on a business trip. All expenses paid and have some decadent fun at the same time.

I drove to Tootsies in my rental. A…

As a South Florida native I get to Toosies every few months or so. It is usually kind of hit or miss for me. But I had the most incredible experience from just the most random, unplanned visit.…

Tootsies is kind of a place all of it's own, which has some advantages and other disadvantages. First off, this place is huge, like an indoor amusement park of titty bar. I was heading home around 2am and decided to…

This place is HUGE!! Looks like it is a couple different clubs inside one. Decent nude millage from the rail. Dances are $25 and if you get the right girl, it seems worth it but I come from the land…

This club is often considered one of the best. I would say it deserves this status. It seems to have good dancers every night of the week. It isn't just the whole full nude with alcohol thing.…

I'm at Tootsies right now. Its 2:30PM on a Sunday and the place is starting to pick up. I got here about an hour ago and there were about 6 customers and 15 dancers. Daytime dancers are from 6 to…

I was last week in Miami with some clients and -since none of us knew any reliable escort service in the city - we decided to go to Tootsie's.
We entered the VIP section and I might say that I was…

I make it to Miami at least 2 times a year and Tootsies is always one of my stops, no matter how long I am in town for. I love the atmosphere of Tootsies. I love the happy…

I was recently in Miami for an ill-fated (0-3) Giants/Marlins series and made a mid-week/mid-afternoon visit to Tootsies where I had been on one similar occasion last year.

Like last year, I was astounded at the size and elaborate theme of…

After a disappointing trip to Cheetahs Hallendale, we decided to see if Tootsie's lived up to its hype. Self-parked in a huge parking lot as big as the SC. Two police cruisers were outside monitoring a situation? Not sure, but…

Awesome looking club with plenty of space. Dancers are very talented, beautiful and know how to work the pole and the staff makes you feel like VIP. What I hate about this club is the service. I felt neglected and…

Best strip club in miami. A ton of girls when i went, around 100. The girls are mostly latina girls but there are girls of every flavor. The women are beautiful, i dont think there is another strip club in…

Overall, it's a pretty good club. It has something for everyone. There is plenty of seating, multiple stages (only one downstairs was in use), and too many girls to count. Alcohol (happy hour before 6 IIRC).

Dancers varied a lot in…

I went to Tootsies after work on a Wednesday evening, around 7:30. The place is huge. Dancers start on stage, get nude and do some nice tricks on the pole. after that they walk the ring around the stage giving…

This place is not great. It's a tourist trap. The girls only care about money, want a dance? No? Bye. They won't sit with you to see how you're doing, no sitting on your lap. …

Stopped by Tootsies on a Tuesday afternoon.

This time I was driving a dark grey dodge van. I like driving high up and a van gives me a little better gas mileage.

As usual parking was so easy, even so I have…

Huge club, pleanty of dancers, mostly latinas though. I had a great time, I wnet at around 5PM and drinks and dances were half price, no cover fee, no parking fee unless you want valet parking. From 1 to 10,…

It’s been a while since I visited a strip clubs, my last girlfriend wasn’t a big fan of me getting lap dances. I went to Tootsies after having dinner in Ft. Lauderdale and driving back to Miami.

I don’t…

when i got to the club i found plenty of safe parking at the entrance. Being it was the afternoon there was no cover charge and no restrictions as to where you can sit. after a quick scan…

Stopped by after visiting Miami on Business. This place is like the Walmart of Strip clubs. Got there at around 11PM there was plenty of parking in a well lit parking lot. Walked in, paid $10 cover and found seating…

I make it down to the Miami/Ft Lauderdale area every now and then for business. On my most recent visit, I was out in Miramar, but this time I decided to make the drive to Tootsie's instead of finding…

Come down to Miami for work and was asking the locals where to go EVERYONE told me to take my coworkers to Tootsie's. Went on Tuesday when the cover is supposed to be "free" and was told you had to…

The Low Down
Tootsie’s Cabaret should replace Disney World as “The Most Magical Place On Earth,” as this massive adult entertainment complex is every gentlemen’s club aficionado’s dream come true. My review of Tootsie’s Cabaret is a compilation of experiences…

I had not been to Tootsie's since the OLD Tootsie's. Had read about the new place for quite a while but never been in South Florida with the opportunity to check out the new place. Went on a…

I was in South Florida for a few days, and went to check out Tootsie's on a Monday afternoon. I had been there a few times in the past, but not for about a year. Many others have described the…

Visited Tootsies on Tuesday, as always easy parking.
As always in the afternoons no cover charge.
As always the girls are absolutely beautiful, all races and most body types are in the house.
There is a heavy Hispanic presence in this club. …

I found my way down to Miami and was excited to re-live one of my favorite strip club experiences. It had been years ago, but the two times I had been to Tootsie's, I was blown away. I was so…

First visit to Tootsie's in more than 10 years...Past visits were to the former location...This place definitely looks like a Cosco from the outside.
Arrived around 5;30 pm ...No cover charge to enter and better yet no cover charge for upstairs…

Came here after hitting the office since its right up the street . Got in about 9ish place was semi packed with alot and i mean alot of dancers .. most of the dancers are cuban which is fine by…

I was in town on a business trip in December and decided to drop by. I used to frequent the club quite often about 5 years ago when I used to live in Miami. Even the doorman remembered me, gave…

This is a top notch club in Miami. I had been to this club when it was up the street but this is definite upgrade. The club is big and clean with a huge main stage in which there is…

This club is clean and well maintained. The costs are certainly within reason for the Miami area. There was no thug factor and also surprisingly few tourists. The DJ and music didn't really stand out to me.…

I have reviewed this club on several occasions in the past and thus will not get into the club details and will just do a commentary w.r.t. my last visit on Fr 4/10/15 around midnight (free parking as always; $10…

In Miami today more because I was horny than just for business. Pulled up in my rental a red Chrysler van. Not as cool as a SUV but you get much better gas mileage and you still get…

I actually was in Miami for a short visit and went to Tootsie's 2 times. Tuesday after midnight and Wednesday afternoon. The club is always nice. To me it's a great place for me to relax, drink…

Went to the club on a Wednesday afternoon about 2PM and found parking easy and plentiful. there is no cover charge and the drinks are 2 for 1 during the day. I noticed that in the old club they…

I was here once before, in June 2014, and did partake in the VIP. The upstairs rooms are definitely nicer, don't know if they are worth the extra $50. But, usually if you're upstairs, ask one of the girls for…

I stopped in for a solo visit while on a business trip on a recent Wednesday evening. I had been here about 3 years ago on a guys trip. Physically, nothing about the place had really changed in that time.…

Wife's first visit to a strip club so I wanted somewhere that she would feel safe and not hassled or groped. Tootsie's had the greatest number of reviews and was highly rated so we went on Friday night around 11pm.…

Visited Tootsies on a Thursday evening. Thanks to traffic (who knew?) didn’t get there until 11:30 pm. Club didn’t seem that busy to me but I think the size of the club made it seem less busy, especially with lighting…

This for many years has been one of my favorite strip clubs in the country but this visit I came a way a bit disappointed. The quality of dancer rating has declined some and the hustle factor has…

Two visits while in Miami. One on a Friday night - place was packed, as expected. Tons of girls, mostly Hispanic , but there was something for everyone. Got a VIP with a gorgeous Dominican who was fun…

I went to Tootsies for my once quarterly strip club stop. I got two dances worth mentioning to you guys here. The first was from an 18 year old Cuban girl that has been in Miami for ten years. She…