Tootsie's Cabaret

Been there with a friend, on our way to the Keys a few month ago. There was a cover, 20$ I think, but he paid so I don't quite know. Inside, the feeling is…

Back in Miami again for business. I decide to go my favorite, Tootsie's. I traveled all over the US for business and Tootsie's is in my top 5 favorite place to…

with the Dolphins playing the 1pm game i thought Tootsies A team would be on call .... I was wrong. Used to be that on home game days there would be an…

OK, so I finally made it to the infamous Tootsie's. Was it big? Yes. Were there a lot of girls? No doubt. But overall it was not…

I was in Miami past weekend and visited 3 clubs in 2 days. My first stop was tootsies cabaret as it was in my to do list for quite sometime. Arrived around…

I can't believe how far this place has fallen when it comes to talent. It's still a great set up in that you can walk in for free during the day, pay…

Got there at 1:00, they checked my ID but no cover charge Got a really good grilled chicken sandwich and fries for like $9 or something. Lots of TVs so watched the Falcons…

Stopped in just before happy hour to check oit the old stomping grounds. Truly cant beat the drink prices here. A nice caramel tender named sunny stopped by my table…

I was in Miami for business and figured I'd check the local offerings. A quick search yielded Tootsie's as being one of the better ones so I went for it. The place…

This is the biggest club i've ever been to. Went there on a weekday evening and not many clients were there, however, plenty of hot dancers to go around. Most…

The nice thing about tootsie's is that even in midday, there is a nice, fun, vibe going on. It is quiet but still a good energy with probably 20 dancers around…

OK Gents...... I have been to Tootsie's twice in the last few months.(May and August 2017). Fly down for work for a day or so, and it seems like there is never enough…

So get this I was in the middle of my pre-sleep jerk session where a porn star I was watching reminded me of a stripper at this establishment. Long story short, here…

Been away for a while, wife has been very ill. Not looking for sympathy, just giving the facts. Medial bills are eating me alive, very little money left for recreation. It;s funny, you think…

Went to Tootsies on a pre-Spring vacation on a primetime Saturday Night after midnight. Went and paid 20 bucks for entry and it Was on. Was about 50 dancers on shift. Reminded…

We got in , it's was about 8ish , the place was not packed , the music is ok , not too loud , so you can have a conversation , most…

My gf and I were vacationing in Miami and we decided to take an uber out to Tootsies and we were certainly happy with our decision. Apparently there was a regular…

This review is good for my Sunday and Monday night visits. I came into town only for two days hoping to see some all-time favorites and crush some new ones…

Was bought to the club by a couple of friends. We purchased bottle service(Bacardi since it was one of the cheapest). It was a decent deal since we would have…

I absolutely love this club, and I go there every time I am in Miami. I went there on a Saturday night about 2 weeks ago, and was not disappointed.…

Stopped by yesterday afternoon after work 6:45 ish. Lots of Cubans as usual but this time some of them actually were working. Got a couple of dances from Eilly, a blonde, chick…

Tootsie's really doesn't need any overall review in particular, but I thought there was some merit in sharing some lessons learned about the current club, so I thought I'd share. Also Badnews53…

Tootsie's used to be the spot to go 8 - 9 years ago but it's gone downhill in quality of girls. Some are friendly but most are stuck up and won't even…

I was killing time while picking some friends up from the airport on the way to the Keys, and timed my arrival in Miami to coincide with noon, when Tootsie's opens.…

Great dances available here, but not all dancers are friendly! Very low pressure club. Still, better than most other clubs. Didn't do VIP or hit the upstairs, so can't really report on…

I used to think this place had everything... Perhaps it's from knowing how good it used to be that I can understand why it's still sitting anywhere the top 10 list. This…

Went with wifey on the last day of vacationing at the nude beach in Miami, to spend some extra budgeted cash and try something new. We had an amazing time. We sat…

This place is by far the largest club I have ever been to. The club runs what's seems to be hundreds of girls. I got there after 11 and there were women…

Okay everybody knows from other reviews that this place is HUGE. Its nice too, clean, good food and pretty good waitress service. My first visit during my week in Florida was on…

I was on vacation in Miami and decided to stop by Tootsies on a late Wednesday night. The cover was $8 and when you walk in the place it's huge. The waitresses…

This visit was very disappointing. I was in town again and decided to stop in. It was not the normal crowd you would expect. The dancer quality was low.…

We arrived just after 10 PM and took the Next Level upgrade pitch as it was only $10. My advice don't do that. We ended up upstairs on a corner…

So I've heard of this place but never really wanted to go with diamond dolls being such an awesome club and much closer to me. Well the first thing off the bat,…

Was in Miami on vacation and heard about the strip club scene so I went to Tootsies due to the large amount of positive reviews. Overall I thought the club was great.…

My favorite spot, 2nd runner up would be Scarletts but this spot is in 1st place by far. Last time I was there a one the Wheel of fortune. Went there to…

I happened to be in Miami for business so after reading so many reviews over the years, I decided to give it a go. The place is huge like others have said…

Club is enormous and more girls than you can count. Looks were not top shelf. Most of the better looking girls were entertaining a couple big groups of guys. I read…

Went for the first time and kind of sorry this Club hasn't been in my S Florida rotation. No cover charge around 7:45 p.m. After spending so much time at the…

Been going to this place for a few years, and lemme tell you something, no other stripclub competes with Tootsies. There are so many girls walking around you're bound to find…

Went back last weekend with a group of friends. We are still amazed at the talent on offer and the well run club. Got in, sat at the bar and took in the…

Went on a Friday after the Marlins game. My first impression was great. I loved that there were people there, but it wasn't over crowded. I paid the $20 up front to…

As mentioned in other reviews, this place is huge. Feels almost like it should be more of a casino than a strip club. Despite its size, the amount and quality…

The last time I was here was in July of last year. We had just left the office, since my friend prefers Hispanic girls. When we arrived it was packed as usual.…

This is one of the best clubs I've ever visited, if not, the best. When you first walk in you are better by an enormous place. The girls are very…

Yes, strip club hounds, you should visit this place. I've been to my fair share of clubs over the years in New York, Chicago, LA, SF, Vegas, Hong Kong TJ, Portland, etc.…

You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em know when to walk away know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for…

I've been several times over the past 5 years but it's been a year since My last visit. I got there around 7:30 and got free admission. Free until 8pm. I love sitting…

Returned to Tootsies while visiting Florida recently and had a nice time. For those that have never been, this very well may be the largest club in America. Tonight there was a…

Went here for the hbo ppv fight between triple g and jacobs.. great atmosphere, place was packed and wow the girls where amazing. Tons of all kinds of beautiful women and great food, everything…

Went there last weekend with a couple of friends and had a great time. First off, the parking was a breeze and you will need to go through the doors and show your…

Back in Miami, so back to Tootsie's on a Saturday afternoon. Surprisingly crowded for an afternoon. Lots of girls, almost all Latina. Quality a little less than nighttime visits, but still a…

Tootsie's is a little far from South Beach and the tourist areas but it is worth the trip. It is a huge building, probably used to be a Wal Mart or something.…

I went to Tootsies to release some stress on a Friday afternoon. The place is very welcoming and the parking lot is safe. They usually have happy hour in the afternoon so…

Well after my incredible time at DD's in Pompano Beach....I ofcourse had to check out my favorite spot in Miami....but for the first time I decided to check out Dayshift as I…

so it was my last weekend in miami and i decided to give tootsies a second chance because of the responses i got on my first review and should make it clear…

Finally had a chance to visit Miami so decided to check out this club since it's so well reviewed on here. As most reviewers here mention, it is a very large club…

So I visited Tootsies only because I had to pass it on my way to the Office. On Fridays, I tend to like to hit all the ghetto strip clubs because…

Lately I've been reading a lot of Tootsies reviews where the reviewer is excited about said stripper wearing a wrist band indicating she is under 21. Young beautiful strippers just don't do it…

I went to visit after seeing the claim that it was the largest strip club in the nation. Was well worth it. It is in an old big box retail space and…

Took a lyft to Tootsie's early afternoon on a Sunday. Lots of empty space at that time of day. Took a stroll to see all the stages and places where folks might…

I just moved down here from California and had buddies tell me about Tootsies, so I decided I was going to set a date when I had enough time to visit this…

I stopped in on a Wednesday night after not having been here in more than a year. There were not as many customers here and the place was fairly tame compared to…

I was leaving a friend's wedding on a Saturday night and decided that I didn't want the night to be over. Tootsies was on the way home so I decided to stop…

My business travel finally took me to Miami and got the chance to check out the famous Tootsies!! I arrived around 7:45 and there was no cover and my first beer was…

well this is my first review ever and to be completely honest i was really dissapointed by my visiti to tootsies. on their defense i might have built it up to much…

I flew into West Palm Beach specifically to drive by America's Winter White House Mar A Lago. The security is serious. The police gave me some really hard looks.…

Went there on a sunny afternoon and found great parking plus no cover charge. Took a few minutes to adjust to the dim lights and then went directly to the dance…

longer version: Your night can easily go either way, because they have a weird seating arrangement - when things are crowded they'll seat people at tables with other people you don't know. The…

I was in Miami for a bachelor party and an employee at the hotel suggested Tootsies as the "best" strip club in the area. (this was before I had a chance to…

I stopped by with a few buddies...there were 8 of us and we did bottle service upstairs and had a few hotties hanging around enjoying the bottle with us. Like…

Stopped back to one of my favorite clubs to visit when I travel. Still free parking. Free entry before 800. Half price drinks, too. Plenty of girls to chose…

WOW! Where do I start? Tootsie's is indeed the TOP STRIP CLUB in ALL OF MIAMI....HANDS DOWN! I arrived to meet a few friends who are local to the…

I don't know if its just me but after going to Tootsies for many years and having memorable times, the last few times I went seemed to be a little boring. I…

Tootsies: In a word leviathan. One can't grasp how absurdly large this place is. Parking lot is huge and free. I was talked into paying for the upstairs VIP, an…

From the North East. Heard a lot about tootsie. Here is my take. weekday 1230hrs Club size is jaw dropping. I went there early. With my experience its cheap during that time. Beer…

My buddy and I had an hour or so before the start of the Orange Bowl so we went to Tootsie's for a drink and a look. I'd been there several years…

Another great visit at Tootsies. It's like one stop shopping at the mall. I arrived around 3pm i only had 20.00 in cash on me, 4 five dollar bills. I sat as close to my…

My visit was actually on Christmas day I had a flight out of FFL with a few minutes to kill. Upon arriving I splurged and actually let the valet park my rental…

Very enjoyable place to visit. Easy to park, enter, find a seat, order a drink, and get a dance with who you want. One of my biggest pet peeves at a club…

I had heard much about this club over the years. Last week I stopped in late afternoon, during the Noon-8 pm happy hour. I initially sat at a table a couple back…

Haven't been here in a while but I would say that this is still be best strip club in the states. The parking is ample, the seating is ample, and the girls...…

I was in town for a conference, and didn't have much to do in the evenings. So naturally I headed to a strip club. After reading through a lot of the reviews…

went to the club last week and since it was early afternoon there was no cover charge. after a few minutes i went over and sat next to the stage…

So was my first time here and I could not believe that for every girl there are 10 men out there, I went there twice Fri and Sat and at both nights,…

Every time I am down in South Florida, I stop in. It's huge, it's been described innumerable times so I won't waste space. According to the board listing dancers, there…

I had a meeting Friday morning that ended early. I figured Tootsie's would be my best bet for a decent line up of dancers at 1:00 o'clock on a weekday afternoon, so…

Simply The Best. As far as i'm concerned Tootsies is the best strip club in Miami. Sure you can get your dick sucked way cheaper somewhere else. And sure you can get your grind on…

I had not been here in almost a year and was looking forward to returning. In regards to the physical exterior and interior of the location nothing had change since I…

This place has been reviewed a gillion times, so instead of a standard review that's been repeated a billion times before, I decided to continue my scientific research. My experiment, what happens…

Stopped by here last Sunday afternoon about 1pm. Things were pretty quiet with only about 15 dancers working- most in the 5 to 6 range with a couple of 7-8's…

Was back in Miami, so headed to Tootsies again on a free Monday evening. Having been here many times before over the years I always considered it a sure thing... Plenty of…

In Miami on Tuesday. I Received a text from my OTC in this area several days ago claiming some kind of financial issue. I believe the Chinese word for crisis is also the same…

Was finishing up a business trip in the area and wanted to have a few drinks and relax. Friend of mine recommended this place and we went there to grab a few drinks. Service…

Second time here. In town for work. Very friendly staff as usual. Wanted to just relax and take it all in because it was a rough day for me that day. Immediately…

Okay let me tell u guys that tooties is best club in Florida. It seems like they turned a costco building into a strip club because this club is huge. We went…

So I will start off by saying I was in Miami due to work and The hurricane was due in that day so everything was closed I passed by and they seemed…

In Miami for friends bachelor party, and was told we must go to Tootsie'a. Read up about it, and it was everything we could dream of. The place was huge bar…

I was in town again visiting a friend. This was a rare lackluster visit. The only explanation I can think of is the hurricane might have affected dancer schedules.…

Was in north Fort Lauderdale for business and decided to drive down to Miami Gardens to check out Tootsie’s for a quick daytime visit. As usual, traffic sucked, so it took…

Another trip to Miami and another trip to Tootsie's. I will skip the physical description of the club. Got there on Wednesday night around 11. Immediately hit up by two aging grandes…