Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

Tootsies

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badnews53
Mar 3, 2017, 1:18 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Lately I've been reading a lot of Tootsies reviews where the reviewer is excited about said stripper wearing a wrist band indicating she is under 21.

Young beautiful strippers just don't do it for me. I want a stripper with some seasoning. And that takes time, lots of time. Like the difference between a one week old Scotch and a 20 year old Scotch.

When I'm picking a stripper I use something called the "10,000 Dicks Test". And that's my minimum. In my opinion the average extras stripper sucks 5 dicks a day and 20 dicks a week. 20 x 52= 1040 & 1040 x 10 years= 10,400 dicks.

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