Pale Shadow

I can't believe how far this place has fallen when it comes to talent. It's still a great set up in that you can walk in for free during the day, pay next to nothing for drinks, and mingle with scores of strippers in the middle of the afternoon. However, whereas 10 years ago there were hot girls everywhere you looked and some that were total knockouts... On this occasion I sat drinking a beer noticing it was just one fat ass after the next (really not into the pumped up style that seems to have invaded here).

I finished my beer, and it occurred to me that I hadn't noticed a single girl I was all that attracted to, so I decided to walk around the club. I went all over upstairs and down, and didn't notice anyone worth a dance. At that point I decided to cut my losses. There are much better options in Miami these days.