The McDonalds of Strip Clubs

Okay everybody knows from other reviews that this place is HUGE. Its nice too, clean, good food and pretty good waitress service. My first visit during my week in Florida was on Monday, late afternoon. Just like any good corporately run organization it was, as it always has been, pretty good. Lap dances are 25 dollars and run the range from air dances with no friction to very hot.

I had dinner there and left around 8:00. I woke up early the next morning and before going to work I stopped in at about 4:30 AM. It was then that the formula and systems to run this business 3 shifts everyday of the week were clear. Still good lap dances, but the homogenization of the girls, fake tits mostly from Cuba, fake asses and frankly everyone seemed a bit worn out. It was apparent and the experience a little less exciting. Still good, but formulaic. I'll go back, for sure. But it'll never be as exciting for me as it used to be.