Not the same...

Another trip to Miami and another trip to Tootsie's. I will skip the physical description of the club.

Got there on Wednesday night around 11. Immediately hit up by two aging grandes who were trying to convince me to head back for extras. Im sure they do it for some people, but I just don't go to clubs for larger older women.

I was eventually allowed to sit down and it dawned on me that the two who met me up front may have been on the smaller side (relatively). Sat through a few cubanas and was about to leave for what I swear would have been the last time when a tall, athletic, blond Texan took the stage. Absolute 9.5 in my books.