Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

Disappointing first time

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BumHip
Apr 18, 2017, 6:25 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Went on a Friday after the Marlins game. My first impression was great. I loved that there were people there, but it wasn't over crowded. I paid the $20 up front to go upstairs. You can get in for just $10, but then you can't go upstairs where the magic happens I hear. I am a PL for sure, and like to have the most "bang" for my buck. The thing that struck me after walking around the entire ginormic place, was how few dancers I was attracted to. It was hard to get a drink too. After about 15 minutes I did manage to get one. I gave up on the sever helping us out, and waited at the bar for another 5 before a bartender would acknowledge me. So on to the "seek and destroy" portion of my evening.

When I finally did find a girl that I liked, it was a little case of sticker shock. They were no better looking than the girls at other extras clubs, in fact, there were many that were downright unattractive, but about 3X the price. It killed my mojo. I got a few $25 dances in the lap dance room with 3 different girls to test drive them first. Every one of them just kept pushing the $625 for half an hour room. Now I understand that many of the clubs in So. FLA are about $225 for just 3 songs, or just 15 min. But that's all one needs to get the job done... NO? So it was just too much of a turn off for me to have the girls hounding me for that room WHILE I am paying them $25 for 3-4 minutes of decent grind. One of them even said "you better not be trying to cum in here! That's what the Champagne Room is for!" So I left with about $800 of the $1000 I brought in the club. I will say this, there were a better variety of woman to pick from. White, AA, and of corse Latina. No Asian that I saw though. I only found one that didn't really speak english other than the "where are you from/wanna dance" speech. My buddy and I have called the extra $ it costs there "the chicks can speak english tax." I will have to go back on dayshift next time I am in town. I am not going to give up on this place after one unsuccessful mission.

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