Mary's Club

During the Holiday season I visited Mary's club while I was in Portland. The locals all raved about this place, but I really don't see why. It is a dark,…

Was in Portland for the weekend and we went to Mary's around 10 p.m. before hitting up some bars - it was on the way from our hotel. $2 cover. The place…

This is a dingy little bar in downtown Portland. It is such a life-sucking place, I don't know how the girls work there and why anyone goes there! The first…

While in Portland on vacation we opted to try out a few of the local strip clubs. With so many options available, where to start? We decided on the "historic"…

Mary's Club is more of a historical landmark. The dancers put on very high quality stage shows. More burlesque than Vegas-style. A couple girls are ripped and look like they can be…

Tuesday I found my self early for a meeting, and just down the street from Mary's Club, and decided to kill the time there. The club is small, with a single…

Mary's is somewhat of an institution (at least to people from the Portland area) as its reportedly the oldest currently operating place in town. Let me be clear: This is…

I was in downtown the other night with some business friends. We stopped in to Mary's club for a few hours at the end of the night. There was a $2 cover…

This club has been around forever. It has the feel of an old dive bar that added dancers. Its saving grace is that the dancers know how to dance and they dance…

Was in town for business. Got into town ahead of some others from my company so I decided to hit the streets early and scope out the locations for our evening…

I found this place rather depressing and the staff very unwelcoming. Firstly there is an immediate demand for a cover charge, which is small at $2 but persued vigorously even at…

Tiny little club right downtown with three girls dancing each shift. Bar service can be slow. Dancers dance three songs on the little stage, which has a misplaced pole, ceiling…

Was staying at a hotel a block away and happened across this nice little dive. Very small club which is essentially a small bar and seating area coupled with a small stage.…

A very portland-y club. It's more of a neighborhood dive bar that happens to have strippers. If you're looking for lap dances from playboy bunnies, this definitely isn't the place…

Mary's Club is an alight joint. Admission is cheap, the bar staff is friendly, and I think there are no bouncers (who often ruin club experiences). But, the dancers I…

This place is very typical of most of the experience I have encountered downtown Portland. The club itself is on the small side. It feels kind of like an old…

I stopped in here last week while on a trip during the day shift. Not much going on. Two dancers present that dance on a small stage and pick their…

I went here during the day on a recent trip to Portland. In daylight at least, the neighborhood didn't seem as bad as indicated in some other reviews. The club itself…

This place is a dump. It is located downtown in a seedy area. Which accounts for the clientele. Looked like most of them walked in off the street to get out of…

This club is so Portland. It's really a parody of itself, at this point. There are unattractive girls dancing (some exceptions, of course), it's small and dark and smoky, and…

I don't really get this club, I have several friends that rave about this club. Been there several times. Other than the fact that there is a naked girl squeezed…

Small place. Girls have to pay for the songs on the jukebox, no DJ. Drinks are reasonable. Lots of girls in the crowd. Seems like a place to…

Mary's first opened in 1965, and is Portland's oldest strip club. The customers range from street nuts to lesbians gone wild to men in suits. The dancers tend to be on their…

Wow, this place has changed a lot. Not the actual look of the club, but the patrons. Instead of crusty old guys, it's now groups of frat-type guys and their…

Truly a Cabaret show... The entire facilty is onyl about 15ft wide by about 50ft long. One long line of benches along one wall, one row of two-seater tables…

Vickie runs a tight ship. No extras on the menu here. The dancers tend to be on the older side; but, right now there is a younger gal that is truely amazing.…

Old club, but a good one. Get a beer, see some ladies (nude) and have a snack...it was late and we had $6 frozen pizza. Fun place, but I would…

Stopped in a couple of nights ago during a visit to Portland. I was wandering around downtown and almost went to Cabaret, but the crack ho's outside put me off going…

I had never been to this Portland institution. It's a dark little hole in the wall, but it had a really friendly, neighborhood atmosphere. The beer prices were reasonable, and…

Been in the club a few times. The girls are ok. 5-7 with most in the 6 range. Drinks are good price. The reason for the bad review rating...All…

Stopped by Saturday night. Haven't been there in at least 15 years. Still looks the same. Pretty much a blue-collar joint, right in the heart of town. Three…

There have been some changes at Mary's. The pool table is gone. They have added additional chairs; so, you have a better chance of finding a chair to sit in! On the…

This club is still as hot as ever, as long as you don't expect it to be like all the other strip clubs in Portland. There's lots of new girls on…

Stopped by around 8 last night. 2 dancers to start, then a shift change at 9 with 3 new ones coming in. All were total babes! Nice girls too.…

Went here for the first time and have to say the women over all were average but there was one redhead that I cant recall her name that was a total knock…

This club is classic. It might not be much to look at when you first walk in, but stick around and you will love it. There are some girls that…

Visited Mary's a few weeks ago on a Tuesday night. Small place and a small stage, but it's legendary and I had a good time. Only two girls dancing, both hot rocker…

Stopped in Thanksgiving eve around 5 to wait out rush hour traffic. Found other reviews here very accurate. The floor layout isn't great - jammed with poker machines and a…

Here on a Sunday night. One stage with two dancers in rotation on the early shift 4-9pm. Goes to three dancers from 9pm-2am. Comfortable, blue collar place to grab a brew and…

The girls here were very attractive, but the club is small and not laid out that well. They had to squeeze through a bunch of crowded tables to get up onstage,…

Funky little place in downtown Portland. One small stage with room for about 6-8 PLs at the tip rail. Many of the folks not sitting at the tip rail tend to tip…

What I like about this club: historic, still has a burlesque feel. Claims to be oldest topless bar in Oregon/Washington/Idaho. It is at least the oldest continuous running topless (now…