Mary's Club
129 SW Broadway Portland, OR 97206

I was in downtown the other...

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houndog
Jan 29, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I was in downtown the other night with some business friends. We stopped in to Mary's club for a few hours at the end of the night. There was a $2 cover charge at the door. Overall seemed like a pretty cramped place. Seemed more like a bar with a tiny stage squeezed into the side of the room than a strip club. We were there for 3-4 hours, and it was the same 3 girl rotation the whole time. I think they were doing 3 song sets, so it took awhile for them to get around to taking everything off.

The girls were so-so. Maybe 6's or 7's, one was extremely flat chested. A couple of them had lots of tattoos, if you're into that sort of thing. At the start of every set, each girl would need to first spend 3-4 minutes picking out the songs on the jukebox, which was also on the stage. They seemed to be having a good time dancing, but weren't really energetic about it. A friend bought me a lap dance - it was ok but nothing to write home about. Next time I'm up for going to a strip club I'll see what else I can find, there's better places around for my tastes.

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