I hadn't been in Mary's for...

I hadn't been in Mary's for many years, but walking back to my car I thought I'd stop in for a quick beer. The first thing I noticed was the security guard on the sidewalk in front of the door. Not just any security guard, this guy looked like roid rage and was decked out in full police riot gear without the helmet. At first I thought he was an officer waiting for the anti Trump protesters, but then I realized he's just an over-zealous bouncer. He asked for my ID, informed me of the one drink minimum and that there's no touching the dancers. But he was very polite about it. Walking in, I was surprised to see nearly every seat was taken at the bar, the stage, and the tables. After a couple minute wait at the bar I got my beer and found one empty table way in the back. That's when I finally noticed the dancer on stage was wearing roller skates. She had some pretty impressive moves and a well-choreographed routine for each of her 3 songs. The moonwalk was pretty impressive. Anyway, she was pretty busty and had a lot of tattoos. The next girl was much more petite and few tattoos, so quite a variety. The customers at the rack were loud and probably drunk, including a couple who were just making out for an entire song, but nobody seemed to pay attention including the dancer. Overall, it's an entertaining place, but very small and cramped, and not someplace I particularly find sexy or alluring. I finished my beer, and said Thanks to the bouncer on my way out.