A Most Unique Experience

I visited this club purely for curiosity's sake. I know that Oregon doesn't have the most friendly laws regarding lap dances, and to me, those are generally one of the best parts of visiting such an establishment. But I had heard that Mary's Club was a very different place - run entirely by women, meaning that you could be damn sure that everybody who worked there actually wanted to be there.

So, I went, and I actually had a really damn good time. First of all, their beer selection is fucking top shelf. Yes, they have the typical ABInBev swill you find everywhere else, but they also had a good selection of craft beer from Oregon, Washington, and Alaska, and the best part was, you paid the same price for it that you would at any regular bar. So, $4 craft beer pints plus titties? Oh, yes please.

But then, it gets better. The stage and the rack are not that big, but the dancers pick their own music off of a jukebox, meaning they dance to what they want, how they want. Over the course of three dances, they get completely butt-fucking-naked, and I didn't see a single dancer there either of the times I've been (yes, I made a return visit a few weeks later!) who I would kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Perhaps my favorite dancer, though, was Miss Prys. She may have been the most enthusiastic stripper I've ever seen. She looked like she was having fun from the moment she set foot on stage to the moment she left it, and by God, she put on such a good show that she could make anybody in the audience believe that she was actually fantasizing about fucking every single one of them while she danced there on stage.

Anyway. I have a new favorite club. It's just too bad that it is LITERALLY IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF THE COUNTRY FROM WHERE I LIVE.