Not what I expected...

I have never been to a Portland strip club so I wasn't sure what to expect but this didn't even come close to meeting expectations. Right outside the entrance I saw a drugged out homeless lady TAKING A SHIT in the street. Talk about a boner killer.

The inside is basically a run down bar that is poorly run. I went in and took a seat. The lady at the bar yelled at me to ask if I wanted a drink. I said I would take a beer and she said well you have to come up here, don't you know how this works?...no I don't.

There was one girl dancing, she was a 4 at best. The customers all looked like life long drunks. I drank my beer as fast as I could and got the hell out of there.