If you're coming for a wild...

If you're coming for a wild club with drunk dancers everywhere and dancing bugging you for a dance, then this is not your spot. If you're looking to eat some good food, relax with a beer and watch naked ladies dance on stage then this is your spot. It's roughly the size of Club Tube a few blocks away but not quite as long and a little wider. The dancers are nice and friendly and the bartenders are cool. The downside is that the stage only allows seating for about 6 people from what I remember so it's hard to sit up front and tip. Still, it's a Portland landmark and definitely worth visiting if you're in the area.