Union Jacks Reviews

Portland, OR. Friday night. East side of the Willamette river. Parking on street only. Area seemed arlight but urban Portland, a lot of whackadoodles running around. Walk in, cool hispanic dude at the front. ID check. Pat down. $6 cover. Joint is real nice inside. Bar is on your right...

This is a pretty fun club, very mingly and a wide variety of dancer looks. They are mostly very friendly and would rather interact with the customers than sit off with one another like you see at some clubs. One weird thing that keeps happening here lately is dancers wanting...

Smaller club with a good atmosphere. When you enter there are some tables/booths and a smaller stage used when it’s busy enough. In the middle is a bar with stools. At the back is the main stage with seats at the rail.

Always multiple dancers. Usually they are very attractive and...

Located on a busy downtown street. Walked in around 3:30 pm. No cover or bouncer. Average sized place with two stages. Bar in the middle. Cheap drinks. Two beers and a Red Bull for a dancer for $16.50 total. Stayed for about an...

Traffic was terrible so I dropped in a little after 6 pm. Apparently they had just opened and no one was on stage yet. I got a non-alcoholic beverage (needed to drive soon) and hung out.

Eventually dancers hit the stage starting with an attractive blonde maybe late 20s or...

Union Jacks is a really fun strip club if you like the gentleman’s club aspect. Meaning you like to interact with the strippers and care more about the lap dances than just watching pole dances.

The lap dance will vary by dancer but usually you are free to suck on...

I was recently in Portland OR on a vacation and to visit with family in the PNW. I decided to stop in Union Jacks around 7:00 PM. This was the first strip club of several that I visited while staying in Portland. I had been to Union Jacks in the...

This was my first visit to Union Jacks in a long time, but it hasn’t changed much. Free parking off the busy street, but just a few spots so I can imagine parking being difficult on the weekends. It doesn’t look like much from the outside, but the...

After being at Dream On, Cabaret, Club 205 and The Venue I made my way back toward downtown. I intended to hit one particular club (spacing on the name now) but ended up at Union Jack's which I was planning to avoid based on my prior recon. Anyway, rolled up...

Decided to visit this place on a Thursday early evening around 6pm and had a decent time. Parking is dedicated spots to the club around back, you walk up to the front door on the street. Once inside greeted by the bartender thru a window who waved me around to...

This club is a must visit every time I’m in Portland, which luckily for me has been 2x-5x a year since 2017. It’s not the only club I’ve visited in town, but is conveniently close to where I usually stay and offers the relaxed kind of friendly dive bar atmosphere...

My first visit in a couple of years and this place doesn't disappoint. Fairly crowded on a Friday night around midnight when I popped in after a metal show nearby. Vibe was pleasantly similar to the show--lots of chill patrons, long hair, tattoos, drinking cheap beers. It's always been my...

Union Jack's is pretty excellent for what it is. It's small, pretty intimate, twin stages (though the main stage is the only one I've seen in use in these times of ours.) It's very clean, very nice, the music is not so loud that you can't have a conversation. It's...

A first visit to Union Jacks, on a spring Saturday nightfall, brought on a sensual delight from several different sources. It definitely differs from other Portland strip clubs once one steps into the vistuble and passes the security gate. The ID was observed hastily and held up to a...

Quick Summary

Vibe: Neighborhood dive bar
Cover: $5
Drink Prices: Reasonable
Beer Selection: Excellent
Women: 7-9 range
Dances: Good and private
Extras: Probably not

I was in town for business and saw that this place was the closest SC to my hotel near the convention center. After dinner with coworkers, I grabbed a scooter and was at the...

Union Jacks wasn't a bad trip, they had a lot of dancers working on a Friday night, but the quality was a mixed bag. Some were super attractive like Kora for example. Then others belong at some clubs further out.

There was a small cover charge of $5 to enter,...

Been going here off and on for awhile, overall one of my favorites in pdx. First time going back since everything shut down recently, seemed like there was not enough girls for the amount of patrons. They were all beautiful but seemed stretched thin.

Upon arrival, about 11pm on a Saturday,...

There on a Monday evening. 8 - 11 or so. Good time, some new dances I haven't seen. Typical PDX mileage.

I've described the layout before. For short version, there's a small stage right as you walk in, a nice little bar and a larger stage at...

Stopped by Union Jacks late on a Friday night, first time I’ve been here in a while. Parking sucks, there is a lot behind the place with maybe 10 spots that were all taken and then there is the street.
There was maybe a $5 cover at the most. The club...

Union Jacks 4/5 for Portland. Cozy private dance room, no extras, same value and price as every other place in Portland.

good mix if you dig white girls. The place is small and sort of odd. There's a crazy overpriced VIP area across from the bar with a...

I stopped into UJ's for the first time in over a year a few days ago. I got in around 8PM and the place was pretty empty. I believe there were about 5 dancers on shift and a bartender. I'd say there were fewer than 10 patrons....

Too crowded to be useful. I went here with a few friends after visiting a brewery. There was no line to get in and cover was $2. Once we entered it was too crowded to have any fun. Every stage was full with every seat taken and another few guys...

I've heard so much about this place, that I figured I should check it out. I visited once around 5pm and again around 10pm. It was slow around 5pm, only a couple girls on the floor, no one on the stage. So I just grabbed a beer and sat at...

On a Friday night this place was uncomfortably packed and about half the crowd was dancers. They have a TON of girls on at a time, there were probably 35 working. Some dancers are very pushy for dances but understandable with that much competition.
I got a few dances with a...

Business travel brought me back to Portland, so I paid another visit to Union Jack's. I visited once before a little over a year ago and had an amazing experience with a little hottie that had more of a sex drive than I do. I was hoping to recapture that...