Union Jacks Reviews

Stopped by UJs again for the first time in several months. The interior is unchanged from last time, and as it was evening, I paid a $3 cover.

My beer (PBR this evening) was $3.75.

As usual, UJs had some very attractive dancers. I don't think I'd rate...

After reading some generally positive reviews about UJ I decided to try it out. I went on a Saturday night about 10pm, there were about 12-15 girls total and about half a dozen customers.

What I liked about this place is the girls are very friendly. I was sitting at the...

My fiancé and I have been to many strip clubs in Los Angeles, and Union Jacks is far better than the clubs of silicon city. Half of the girls are extremely friendly and will shoot the breeze about their passions, artistic abilities, and travels. Some people don't care about that...

Went to Union Jack's for a buddy's bachelor/bachelorette party. It seemed like there were about a dozen girls walking around and a few on rotation between two stages. This place is basically a bar that also has dancers. It was packed but it must have been a slow night for...

Every time I go to Union Jacks I have a blast. They have my favorite beer on tap and a huge selection of other beers. Perfect for Portland. The club is nice and quite laid back. Very tall pole in the main area for some nice acrobatics. The dances were...

Lots of hot woman, I wouldn't go here for a lap dance, waste of money in my opinion and the dancer just seemed distracted... Another lady looked like she was having a bad day and not very private if you know what I mean.. other than that I had a...

Came here with my bf, was a cool club! Very friendly and talented dancers, good music, good drinks. Stage shows can get a little hands on from the dancers, which we loved. There were some very talented pole acrobats, and the stage by the front door has monkey...

Being in town for business I wanted to find a fun party bar that is slightly off kilter, everyone includingfthe dancers a little boozy and I wasn't disappointed. Its the one club in Portland that reminded me of clubs back in Canada where I am from with its liberal stripper...

In a word: over-rated.
Granted, it has been awhile since i worked there, so perhaps management/staff have changed dramatically. Otherwise- if youre a young hipster & lookin to feel cool & naughty-this is the club for you!
Small club with nice enough decor & well maintained. Satelitte "stage" (i think a wooden...

I had one last night to kill in Baltimore and heard about UJ on East Burnside. Decided to get a crappy cheap hotel room across the street to enjoy the area. Entered the club at 10pm on Sunday night. It's small and dimly light with a small amateur stage next...

Had only been here once in the afternoon and it was dead, but decided to revisit. I was surprised at the variety of customers. Sort of a downtown-like crowd: longhairs, college boys, mohawks, posers, frat guys... But the atmosphere was good. Couple of girls were the hottest and cutest I...

Went on a Wed night after dinner and had a very good time. There were about 10 dancers but that did not really matter. The dancers have a little "edge" but everyone was friendly and probably only a couple of dancers were heavily inked or pierced -- that is not...

One of three stops I made while visiting the great city of Portland. The experiences in Portland are so much better than those in the Bikini bars we have in New Jersey.

Stopped in on Friday night and went through a rotation of ladies on the stage. All were playful...

This is one of the most fun clubs I've been to in a long time. The place is rather small, but has a neighborhood bar feel to it and is decked out in this kinda 50's lounge type decor. Very cool. The dancers are very nice and friendly, have great...

This place was directly across from my motel when I was staying in town so I ended up there every night of my trip after I got back in. Go figure, what else is there to do late at night and it's RIGHT there. The first night was on a...

I came in here in the early evening on a week night, I didn't expect much but was very pleasantly surprised. The bar wasn't very crowded, but there were still 7 or 8 girls working. Due to the somewhat early time of my arrival, most people were hanging out at...

Stopped by on Wednesday and there was no cover charge which was good. $4 beer here. The club is a little dingy. There are two stages here, unfortunately only 1 was being used. Only 1 bartender, and about 6 patrons when I stopped in. With the no cover, it's a...

For Portland this is one of the ink spots. I'm not really into this type of dancer but I have to admit that in this place it works. Strippers are a little bit edgier, a little more independent and what you see is what you get. Sort of...

At first I thought the place was shut down or something. It is scary looking from the outside. I was there around 4pm and there was one other person at the bar. The girls were ok and friendly (all three of them). The tap beer was cold and resonalbly priced....

This was my first visit to UJ. I found the club itself to be quite nice. There was a full bar as well as a reasonable selection of draught beers ($4). Mixers (for those of us driving back) were only $3. The layout was...

I have been going to union jacks for along time (5 years) about once a month. Like all strip clubs, the dancers come and go which is good and bad. I've had amazing times here and no so good times. It really depends on the girls there that day....

Visited Union Jacks when in PDX on business. Was a little skeptical, as I am not a huge fan of the tattooed / emo types that I heard danced there.

I must admit, I was pleasantly surprised as there was a phenomenal young spinner who was not only a great...

I've been to Jacks a couple of times since my last review, but this was the first time I've gone after 10PM so I thought it worth another review.

I will not describe the club physically, as it is unchanged since the last description.

When I arrived, I was charged...

Union Jacks is perhaps one of Portland's more well known clubs. We've (me and my wife) have been there 4 or 5 times, this review is kind of a summation, as the trips were all pretty similar.
UJ's has 2 stages, one up front, and one towards the back, with a...

Wow. Union Jacks is the place I always bring out-of-towners to show them how grungy Portland clubs can be - but a couple weeks ago was too much for even me. The dancers were so sad and beat up looking that I just felt sorry for them. ...