Union Jacks Reviews

Got to the club early around 5. There were about 5 girls working. Most were 5s or worse but one blond was an 8 I don't remember her name. most girls got naked on stage and put it right in your face for a dollar tip. The lap dance area...

I never usually go to this place. The last time I was here was maybe 3 to 4 years back. This place is known for the tatooed sexy girls. From what I had known, this was not a great place to get dances.

I may have to change my opinion....

From the outside Union Jacks looks like an old run down and possibly haunted building that at one time could have been quite charming. Once you enter the dim red lighting and gaudy decor give the impression a David Lynch movie set and the Russian Mafia merged together.
UJ's...

Made a follow-up visit to UJ's a couple of weeks ago.

Physical description following is copied from my previous review - it is still accurate: Club itself is basically 90’s décor – neon, dark fabrics, moderate lighting. There was no cover when I and a friend went in on a...

Union Jack's has really upgraded the talent. They have managed to keep the better dancers and added some high quality new, read young, talent. The girls are above average in looks for Portland. One of the best thing about UJ's is that the songs are long so your money goes...

UJ’s is in a decent area of east Portland – not what I’d call sketchy. Club itself is basically 90’s décor – neon, dark fabrics, moderate lighting. There was no cover when I and a friend went in on a Monday evening. Bar staff (female) was good...

In Portland for business and wanted to take in some of the local sights. Stopped in Union Jacks because of the proximity to my hotel and recommendations from the cab driver. First off, there are hundreds of clubs in Portland which is a good and bad thing. Plenty of SCs...

The key to this club is to get a good spot to sit. I recommend sitting at the bar, so you can see both stages - although most of the action takes place on the one at the back. The action I must say is very much worth watching -...

Dancers: Unlike most strip clubs that have rather...unfortunate...women working on weekdays, Union Jacks has consistently had very attractive dancers even on Monday and Tuesday nights. There weren't a lot of them, but I didn't mind seeing same few girls over and over given how they looked. Plus, both...

Union Jacks is still a place with lots of good looking dancers, an outrageous show, and plenty of cheap(er) booze. The cover is only $4.00 and it is wall to wall dancers inside. We saw a great stage show for some guy celebrating his divorce. Those girls worked him over...

I'm going to add a bit of content for non-Portland residents that I think would have helped me when I recently moved here. If you're from Portland, you may skip this paragraph. In this city, strip clubs are not a big deal. Nudity is legal, so anyone...

I went here on a Sunday night, not too busy. It took me awhile to get the attention of any dancers. Eventually a cute brunette came up to me and started flirting. I was sold on her when she said "why don't I give you a lap...

I like this place. It's a Portland strip club at its finest. Dancers were fully tatted up or not tatted at all which was nice. I like them both. They were definitely seasoned pros in the house as the pole on the main stage saw extreme usage. Girls were mostly...

I really enjoyed this club. The theme is really nice and the girls were amazingly friendly to me and my friends. The cover was a little higher than what I was hoping to pay, but once we got in and I saw some of the most beautiful girls...

Things to like: Hawthorne Strip and Sassy's are nearby.

Things not to like: Ultra Rude and Slow Service, Dancer's Looks, Dancer's Attitudes, Seating, Parking.

I can't say anything good about this place- I hated it ten years ago and it hasn't changed a bit. I can't see how this place has stayed...

This club is pretty inside, but has a mid 90s vibe. The cover is way to high for that part of town. & concidering the fact that PDX is full of strip clubs I can't see a reason to pay it. The bar is very small & it takes about...

This club has not a very good atmosphere. There is a cover charge, and the man at the door is unfriendly. You are made to feel bad from the moment you walk in. There are a lot of dancers on shift. They do two-song sets. The club is surprisingly small...

I decided to go back to this club, and I have to say how impressed I am by the girls. I expected them to be hot the first time I went; it was late on a weekend. What I did not expect was for the Monday night b-shift...

Dancers - great if you like mowhawks, large tattoos, and the like. Much more interesting than the boring clubs back in Oklahoma. No girls that made you wonder why there were still allowed to dance.

Building - two stages with seating all around. Comfortable chairs. There didn't...

Interesting club. I can see why this club appeals to a younger, alternative crowd. Parking is not great, but overall the club is clean and has a unique-alternative vibe to it. The girls are good looking especially if you like seeing girls with lots of tats and crazy hair. The...

The last time that I was there it was around 10pm on a Friday night and the dancer quality was pretty great. There was a new lady from California with great enhanced boobies and tattoos who gave a great lapper. Her enthusiasm and attitude were quite refreshing. There were others...

Dropped by this place on a friday night and stayed for a few hours. Union Jack's can get VERY busy during peak bar hours, to the extent that it's hard to even find a place to sit...or stand. More of a party atmosphere here with many young twenty-something...

I dropped in on a Sunday. The dancers were good looking and did some great moves with the pole, roller skates, and matches. It was low pressure. I sat next to the stage shedding $1 bills but you didn't have to tip.

Then I sat with one dancer for a...

There were probably about 15 dancers on shift when we went. Place was pretty crowded. Most of the girls had some kind of punk rock or Suicide Girls vibe - tattoos, piercings, a couple with big mohawks, etc. Dances were $20 and $40; I didn't get one but my buddy...

Stopped in after work, then happened to be in the area again around 9 and had a nightcap. Am actually fairly familiar with this place, although by no means a regular. Nice club, actually has atmosphere which is decidedly lacking in most strip clubs in Portland. Generally friendly staff,...