Union Jacks Reviews

Took a friend from the midwest and he was blown-away. There is simply no other clubs like this anywhere. It's like being at your cool indie band friend's bachelor party and all the hottest rock & goth chicks are taking off their clothes. The girls choose their...

I was down in Portland visiting my boyfriend when he drunkenly (and sheepishly) suggested going to Union Jacks after a few drinks down the street. I wasn't sure what to expect (I'd heard about the legendary Portland strip club experience), but I was pleasantly surprised. There were a...

My experience at Union Jack's was less than stellar. The club did not have any available seating except at the rack. So, my girlfriend and I sat at the rack and tipped at least one dollar per dance. Two dances in, the roid raging, mustached bouncer tells...

This is one of the most popular clubs in Portland, as far as I can tell. I heard about it a lot at work before I went and finally caved and went to see what all the buzz was about. I am a really big fan of tattoos, and a...

I went back with the wife on a Saturday evening. It was probably around 9pm. They didn't have both stages going but the action on the main stage was pretty good. Three of the ladies did GREAT stage shows with fancy moves and impressive feats of balance and strength. The...

Went there the other day with the wife. She likes the place and the type of girls there. We got there too early for a Saturday and only one stage was going with only about 4-5 girls around. I think it picks up a lot a bit later in the...

Well, spent a couple of late afternoon, not really nice girls, too many tattoos and piercings, girls too fat for my stile, one was probably a mum with that belly was really disgusting. Maybe just got the wrong day....few people on club, I sit in front of stage and I...

I had a great time at this club. I found that it is one of the most nicely decorated clubs in Portland. The dancers were mostly the pierced and tatooed type with a couple of girl next door types thrown in. They put effort in their shows and seemed to...

I visited this place on a Saturday night around 11 PM. It's on a pretty busy street in a lively area. Parking was a bit hard to find-- I had to walk 3-4 blocks to get to the club.

At the door, in addition to paying the cover, I...

Recently we went "club hopping" to for a bachelor party. So we visited a number of places and Union Jacks was the first stop. There was a small cover( $3 or $4). But they let us in for free since we were a large group. One thing I have noticed...

Went on a Thursday night after a business dinner and we had a very good time. There may had been more than 10 dancers but that did not really matter. Yes, there is a little "edge" to this place but everyone was friendly and probably only a couple of dancers...

This was a very unusual club in that it seemed to be as much of a neighborhood hangout as a strip club. Of course there were girls in various states of undress but everyone seemed to know everyone and since I was not known, I was completely ignored.

I managed to...

I went there on a Thursday night and it was hoppin'. Many great looking ladies there although many of them were too thin for my taste. Lots of tattoos and piercings which is fine with me. I sat at the rail on the non-main stage while a curvier brunette did...

It was a while ago that I went to Union Jacks upon a suggestion from a co-worker. So many of Portland's clubs are the same cookie cutter clubs with the same cookie cutter dancers. Union Jacks--although pretty much the usual club-- has some unique women. The slightly...

I usually go to strip clubs to look at beautiful girls and then get some good lap dances. And I know Portland is not the best place for it. So it is very rare that I venture out to strip clubs here. And even when I do go out it...

Stopped in at Union Jacks on Burnside for the first time ever. Was pleasantly suprised at the overall quality of the girls. Good place to go for those who like to watch the dancers skills at the pole and tip at the rail. Two stages, but not a lot of...

Wow, for a Monday night this place was busy. Good service at the bar (a woman bartender instead of the usual guy and she was prompt with the service). About 12 girls rotating for 2 songs at the two stages. Talked for a while with a really...

I haven't been here in about a year and found a lot of improvements. This place was packed on a Thursday night and there were a lot of good looking dancers. They have added several private dance areas with floor-to-ceiling curtains that provide a lot of privacy. ...

I generally liked the vibe of this place although I was expecting the DJ to be less of the "typical strip club DJ voice" type. I guess I figured that since the girls there are sort of Suicide Girls-ish and I thought they'd either have a female DJ or at...

First my experience is colored by the fact that I hit it off with a super friendly girl and spent a lot of time with her. A really tall blonde with nice, natural boobs, she was smart, funny, and wonderful to talk with, which was super sexy. I...

Went here for a friend of mine's birthday. I have a love hate relationship with this place. Girls are hot, in a suicide girls kind of way. Girls are also way into each other more than you, the average guy customer at a strip joint. They...

went in early on a Saturday night. Girls were active on the stage and very friendly. Not pushy, either. Drinks were priced reasonably and the bar maid was hot! Everyone was friendly. Didn't try a lapdance as we were checking out a few of the...

Every time I have gone in here, there have been at least eight girls working. They have all apparently given up on making money since there are so many girls to compete with, because I usually don't get approached. It would be great if I were actually approached instead of...

was in last weekend 11-11-06 for the 1st time in several months. Still good to great drinks on the
cheep. Dancers from 6-8 on this night. Friendly as usual, all types, body styles, tats, piercings,
mostly cute and attentive. 1 stage, & on this night girls picked their own music, so it...

Went to this club couple of weeks back. Fortunately was able to find parking at the back of the club. If you dont find parking there, it is quite a pain to go here since it is on the busy burnside. However, did not stay here for too long. This...