Reviews

At first I thought the place was shut down or something. It is scary looking from the outside. I was there around 4pm and there was one other person at the bar. The girls were…

This was my first visit to UJ. I found the club itself to be quite nice. There was a full bar as well as a reasonable selection of draught beers ($4).…

I have been going to union jacks for along time (5 years) about once a month. Like all strip clubs, the dancers come and go which is good and bad. I've had amazing times…

Visited Union Jacks when in PDX on business. Was a little skeptical, as I am not a huge fan of the tattooed / emo types that I heard danced there. I must admit, I was…

I've been to Jacks a couple of times since my last review, but this was the first time I've gone after 10PM so I thought it worth another review. I will not describe the…

Union Jacks is perhaps one of Portland's more well known clubs. We've (me and my wife) have been there 4 or 5 times, this review is kind of a summation, as the trips were all…

Wow. Union Jacks is the place I always bring out-of-towners to show them how grungy Portland clubs can be - but a couple weeks ago was too much for even me. The dancers…

Got to the club early around 5. There were about 5 girls working. Most were 5s or worse but one blond was an 8 I don't remember her name. most girls got naked on stage…

I never usually go to this place. The last time I was here was maybe 3 to 4 years back. This place is known for the tatooed sexy girls. From what I had known, this…

From the outside Union Jacks looks like an old run down and possibly haunted building that at one time could have been quite charming. Once you enter the dim red lighting and gaudy decor give…

Made a follow-up visit to UJ's a couple of weeks ago. Physical description following is copied from my previous review - it is still accurate: Club itself is basically 90’s décor – neon, dark fabrics,…

Union Jack's has really upgraded the talent. They have managed to keep the better dancers and added some high quality new, read young, talent. The girls are above average in looks for Portland. One of…

UJ’s is in a decent area of east Portland – not what I’d call sketchy. Club itself is basically 90’s décor – neon, dark fabrics, moderate lighting. There was no cover when I…

In Portland for business and wanted to take in some of the local sights. Stopped in Union Jacks because of the proximity to my hotel and recommendations from the cab driver. First off, there are…

The key to this club is to get a good spot to sit. I recommend sitting at the bar, so you can see both stages - although most of the action takes place on the…

Dancers: Unlike most strip clubs that have rather...unfortunate...women working on weekdays, Union Jacks has consistently had very attractive dancers even on Monday and Tuesday nights. There weren't a lot of them, but I didn't…

Union Jacks is still a place with lots of good looking dancers, an outrageous show, and plenty of cheap(er) booze. The cover is only $4.00 and it is wall to wall dancers inside. We saw…

I'm going to add a bit of content for non-Portland residents that I think would have helped me when I recently moved here. If you're from Portland, you may skip this paragraph. In…

I went here on a Sunday night, not too busy. It took me awhile to get the attention of any dancers. Eventually a cute brunette came up to me and started flirting.…

I like this place. It's a Portland strip club at its finest. Dancers were fully tatted up or not tatted at all which was nice. I like them both. They were definitely seasoned pros in…

I really enjoyed this club. The theme is really nice and the girls were amazingly friendly to me and my friends. The cover was a little higher than what I was hoping to…

Things to like: Hawthorne Strip and Sassy's are nearby. Things not to like: Ultra Rude and Slow Service, Dancer's Looks, Dancer's Attitudes, Seating, Parking. I can't say anything good about this place- I hated it ten years…

This club is pretty inside, but has a mid 90s vibe. The cover is way to high for that part of town. & concidering the fact that PDX is full of strip clubs I can't…

This club has not a very good atmosphere. There is a cover charge, and the man at the door is unfriendly. You are made to feel bad from the moment you walk in. There are…

I decided to go back to this club, and I have to say how impressed I am by the girls. I expected them to be hot the first time I went; it was late…