Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

Pushy dancers won't take no for an answer

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BobTheTomato
Sep 20, 2025, 7:11 PM
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Visited: Not Provided Evening

I visited on a Friday night. Immediately upon entering, two strippers approached me about private dances (together) and they were PUSHY. Like extremely pushy. Very offputting. I told them I'd just arrived and I would like to sit down and have a beer and enjoy the dancers. They continued to push. So I told them my wife doesn't allow me to have private dances. They went off in a huff. Incredibly rude. It was jaw-dropping. I've had private dances before, many times. I've gracefully said no before, many times. I've never been pressured into a private dance like they were used car salesmen! That one experience threw off the whole vibe.

 

The dancers are super skinny chicks and I don't care for the makeup. No boobs. Bring back normal shaped people, not popsicle sticks.

 

No thanks. Even though you get a decent value for the money you throw down, I'd rather not go back.

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