Reviews

Dancers - great if you like mowhawks, large tattoos, and the like. Much more interesting than the boring clubs back in Oklahoma. No girls that made you wonder why there were still allowed…

Interesting club. I can see why this club appeals to a younger, alternative crowd. Parking is not great, but overall the club is clean and has a unique-alternative vibe to it. The girls are good…

The last time that I was there it was around 10pm on a Friday night and the dancer quality was pretty great. There was a new lady from California with great enhanced boobies and tattoos…

Dropped by this place on a friday night and stayed for a few hours. Union Jack's can get VERY busy during peak bar hours, to the extent that it's hard to even find a…

I dropped in on a Sunday. The dancers were good looking and did some great moves with the pole, roller skates, and matches. It was low pressure. I sat next to the stage shedding $1…

There were probably about 15 dancers on shift when we went. Place was pretty crowded. Most of the girls had some kind of punk rock or Suicide Girls vibe - tattoos, piercings, a couple with…

Stopped in after work, then happened to be in the area again around 9 and had a nightcap. Am actually fairly familiar with this place, although by no means a regular. Nice club, actually…

Took a friend from the midwest and he was blown-away. There is simply no other clubs like this anywhere. It's like being at your cool indie band friend's bachelor party and all the…

I was down in Portland visiting my boyfriend when he drunkenly (and sheepishly) suggested going to Union Jacks after a few drinks down the street. I wasn't sure what to expect (I'd heard about…

My experience at Union Jack's was less than stellar. The club did not have any available seating except at the rack. So, my girlfriend and I sat at the rack and tipped at…

This is one of the most popular clubs in Portland, as far as I can tell. I heard about it a lot at work before I went and finally caved and went to see what…

I went back with the wife on a Saturday evening. It was probably around 9pm. They didn't have both stages going but the action on the main stage was pretty good. Three of the ladies…

Went there the other day with the wife. She likes the place and the type of girls there. We got there too early for a Saturday and only one stage was going with only about…

Well, spent a couple of late afternoon, not really nice girls, too many tattoos and piercings, girls too fat for my stile, one was probably a mum with that belly was really disgusting. Maybe just…

I had a great time at this club. I found that it is one of the most nicely decorated clubs in Portland. The dancers were mostly the pierced and tatooed type with a couple of…

I visited this place on a Saturday night around 11 PM. It's on a pretty busy street in a lively area. Parking was a bit hard to find-- I had to walk 3-4…

Recently we went "club hopping" to for a bachelor party. So we visited a number of places and Union Jacks was the first stop. There was a small cover( $3 or $4). But they let…

Went on a Thursday night after a business dinner and we had a very good time. There may had been more than 10 dancers but that did not really matter. Yes, there is a little…

This was a very unusual club in that it seemed to be as much of a neighborhood hangout as a strip club. Of course there were girls in various states of undress but everyone seemed…

I went there on a Thursday night and it was hoppin'. Many great looking ladies there although many of them were too thin for my taste. Lots of tattoos and piercings which is fine with…

It was a while ago that I went to Union Jacks upon a suggestion from a co-worker. So many of Portland's clubs are the same cookie cutter clubs with the same cookie cutter dancers.…

I usually go to strip clubs to look at beautiful girls and then get some good lap dances. And I know Portland is not the best place for it. So it is very rare that…

Stopped in at Union Jacks on Burnside for the first time ever. Was pleasantly suprised at the overall quality of the girls. Good place to go for those who like to watch the dancers skills…

Wow, for a Monday night this place was busy. Good service at the bar (a woman bartender instead of the usual guy and she was prompt with the service). About 12 girls rotating…

I haven't been here in about a year and found a lot of improvements. This place was packed on a Thursday night and there were a lot of good looking dancers. They have…