Divas Men's Club

Wednesday's are $5 dance days, and are generally worth the effort. This club is making renovations. Moved the DJ booth away from the stage, has put in a service bar, remodeled the…

I have been to this club once before and came away with nearly the same impression. It was fun only because there happened to be one dancer I particularly clicked with. If…

Visited Wednesday towards end of month and enjoyed it. In particular - these dancers: + Lily 5'4", 26 Cubana, Curvy. Nice and slow paced dances. + Esmaralda 5'3", 24 Cubana. Darker, Petite. Not a…

I stopped by on the way to the airport on a Wednesday afternoon. The club had about 8 girls working when i arrived and around 12-15 when I left. It's not much…

I decided to finally give this club a try due to the dancer rating (on par with Foxy's Cabaret), and was shocked to discover how inaccurate these ratings can be. Foxy's Cabaret…

I was in Austin for a business trip and had an empty night with some time to burn so I decided to go see what an all-nude club was like in Texas…

Not much going on here. Didn't make a good impression on the outside. Won't say too many things bad about the club, it just wasn't that great when I was there. Was…

This club is very hit or miss as far as dancers go, there were only 5 dancers who were among 6s and barely 7s. As far as the club itself, drinks are…

Fun dancers from 3 visits last month: + Alexa: 5'7" blonde, 22; nice curves; cute dimples when she smiles. Dances are good. + Baily: 5'3" spanish speaking latina, 24; a bit thick. She gives…

This club is okay. I have no major complaints nor complements, but overall it was just boring. I visited while in town on business and found that Hot Bodies was one of…

So on a recent trip to Austin decided to hit up a couple of clubs. Saw where this place was a kind of a dive, ladies were not top shelf but could…

Perhaps this is my first ever visit to a club in Austin. I have been to some in California and Florida. I cannot compare this one with CA and FL clubs. They…

I had some time to kill on a Sunday afternoon. I had gone to Expose for lunch, but after I was done eating I left since there was only one dancer…

Hot Bodies was easily my favorite Full nude club in Austin. They offered free parking, BYOB, and full contact nude dances - essentially a place where more of your money could be…

I showed up last Wednesday with a six pack of beer. paid my $20 for vip and sat down. was barely in my seat when a hottie named sarah walked…

Club features latinas, african americans, and some white entertainers, all have the stereotypical pawg pornstar body and an attitude to match. The club is located close to the airport in a…

Got out of work early, showed up around 1pm on a Wednesday, $5 dances. Got Vip and went straight to the back. The club was in decent shape. Pretty much what you…

Went here after the XTC drama. Cover $10 and $20 for VIP... went ahead and did the combo and shouldn't have. The VIP was lame. 4 dancers. 1 big girl was…

Wednesday is a great day to visit this club - for lap dance lovers. $5 dances. On top of that it's close to end of the month. Rent's due. And 4th July weekend. Need…

Dropped in after lunch on a Thursday. Have been to every other Austin club so decided to try this one. Here are my impressions. Out in the middle of nowhere…

As someone remarked recently in a discussion post, Austin always seems to have about 11 strip clubs, unusually few for a youthful and rapidly growing city of 900,000+, and can't seem to…

Nicole, Caos, Tanya, Honey, Kutty, Daniela, Capri, Tiffany, Lupita & Jaguar were the sexy dancers on this shift. Went on Wednesday - famous as the sampler day cuz you can get intimate lap…

Never been to Austin, and I was curious, so I stopped by to visit on my way into town late one thursday. Definitely not my scene. My…

Visiting Austin on business, but no love for the skinny girls - so had to find out where the thick girls dance. Hot Bodies is definitely where the thick girls dance.…

Great club. BYOB. Non-smoking. Fully nude. Wednesdays are best with $5 dances all day. Wed. cover was $10 and VIP $15 when you first enter -- VIP was $30 if you…

Went in middle of the afternoon on $5 Wed. All dances $5 day and night. The club is located in an industrial area not far from the…

I took my bottle of Captain Morgan, the club provided the setup for $10. Entry was $15 and VIP access is now $20 extra (previously $10). VIP is still worth it because…

Went back to Hot Bodies after a long time. Hoping to see some old faves. I got there at 6 PM - so free parking. After 7 it's $5 or you can park…

Went by on a Thursday afternoon, arriving around 1 pm. Cover charge was $10 ($20 for VIP). When I said I was surprised there was a cover charge in the day, I…

The dancers were gross, they were all kind of fat. You can tell the mileage is good. $10 nude. It's not old and raggy, but it's also no where…

Run away! Run far...run fast! If you're into fat and ugly girls with stretch marks, rashes, and pimples all over their asses, this is your place. I've been to…

Was not expecting this club to be as good as it was ! Full nude and byob which was great.. At the time I was there ppl were just starting to come…

I decided to check out this club on a recent wednesday night after hitting up downtown for a while. I wanted to check out the $5 dance night, so figured I'd see…

Sapphire, Yamalay, Pocahontas, Asha and Kiki will please you. And Baily too. Hot Bodies is a nude BYOB club off 290 Hwy in an industrial area. Parking is safe. It's free until 7…

Looking to kill some time and found this place near my hotel. It was convenient so why not give it a try. Lucky for me it was Wednesday night which equals $5…

First time here a fee weeks ago. 10 cover just after noon. Walked in and was approached by a hot black girl. Asked ifi wanted a $10 dance. Sat me down and…

Had heard about the $5 dance day on Wednesdays and like nude clubs so went and checked it out after picking up some beer (byob). Got there around 6 pm, found…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. Mostly Black…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. Mostly Black…

I stopped by this club about 10 days ago. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. In addition to their regular VIP…

Stopped by this place at noon a year ago on my way out of town after NCAA tourney and was absolutely captivated by the charms of "Foxy" one of two girls on…

Dropped by early evening (6:00pm) on Tuesday and waited until 8:30 for some dancers to start the night shift. A few girls showed up, went into the dressing room and never reappeared.…

I stopped in this last Wednesday to have a few beers and check out the nudity. Not bad day. Paid 10 extra for VIP its always worth it. Checked…

Went in for their Wednesday night $5 dances and had lots of fun. You can either park on the street or the side of building for free, or you can pay $5…

This was another visit to Hot Bodies in Austin. I am usually one to say that high mileage comes by getting to know several dancers over time and while I still…

I visited a few weeks back. The outside of this place looks like a trailer park very easy to miss. Sketchy looking place when you walk in. The carpet…

I showed up around 9:30 pm on a Friday night. Had to pay $5 to park, so that was a downer. The cover was $15, and another $10 for access…

This visit got 35 dances total from 6 dancers. I remember because each dance was enjoyable wanting me more. Kinda like a 6 course french dinner - one course light and fruity, another rich…

I've been to this club many times over the years, and it's usually either hit or miss. The inside is not as nice as some of the other clubs in Austin, but…

My visit was a while back, admittedly. But from a couple more recent reviews it seems little has changed. First of all it's very out of the way; unless you know the…

I DID NOT have to use valet parking. This is a fully nude club with no alcohol. The bar girl was very cute, though. When I entered, no other customers were…

Free parking before 6 and $5 after that. $15 cover (plus $10 for a VIP band) BYOB. Inside is huge, clean and dark with lots of private spots. All three stages had nude dancers. There were…

I'm not from Austin - maybe I caught this club on a bad night. I'm torn because after a few minutes of flat out amazement at overwhelming majority of fat naked bodies…

These reviews were misleading at best. This is a TERRIBLE place! I am going to try to give the benefit of the doubt but this was absolutely the worst SC I have…

I dance at Hot Bodies occasionally. The problem is, the owners are greedy as well as cheap, management sucks, and the djs have absolutely no clue what's new in music. They hire…

Just made it back to Austin from Indiana on friday so I was of course wanting my friends to take me out. They suggested hot bodies so we went. Was raining hard…

I'm a regular here (pl see my previous review for basics) I was expecting to see Carmen at the reception desk. No Carmen. Bummer. But the charming lady asked me if I wanted VIP…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. Hot bodies is in an industrial area surrounded by nothing. There is a taco/burger truck outside..didn’t eat there though.…

All I have to say is wow thought u would try something different and try hot bodies in Austin, I should have just went to my favorite club. First I paid $15…

Location: South Austin, industrial area. entry/exit is discreet. Parking: Limited parking (25 cars). Free before 7 PM. Safety: Quite safe in parking area. Reception: Met a beautiful receptionist (Carmen). She greeted with a smile. I…

I stopped by the club this past wednesday afternoon. I love this club and I don't know why more guys don't take advantage of the $5 dances here every wednesday!…

This was my first ime at this club and I was certainly disappointed !!! This was probably the worst looking group of girls I have ever seen at a club !! The…

Paid a visit to my Hot Bodies, my home club last Wednesday. Had the day off so I went around 2pm and stayed till 6pm or so. Always a good…

So I had really low expectations going to Hot Bodies. Basically, we're used to going to Expose, but I like fully nude (if its passable) and Hot Bodies is really close…

Visited this club for the first time. $10 cover is worth it. Dark club with worn out seats and booths, but when you get your first $5 dance, who cares…

Nice place, fully nude. Usually very few dancers. Mostly Black and Mexican. Quality ranges from 4-8, there are always a few sexy women available. Dances are nude, and…

I don't know what everyone expects of this club, but I have a good time there. Women are friendly but you do have some stuck up dancers there. I tried…

I stopped by on Wednesday's $5 dance night and had a good time again. It does seem like the length of time of dances is getting much shorter than it used to…

Maybe it's just that I'm from LA and used to higher caliber dances but this place was horrible. I walked in and immediately a woman at least 60 years old with no…

Stopped by on Wednesday night and had a good time. The cover is $20, but dances are only 5$ for nude dances. The DJ shortens the length of the songs, but it's…

I was hoping the selection would be much better being on the weekend, but I was dead wrong. This was about two months ago, but it underexceeded expectactions from a visit a…

I wouldn't ever admit going to this club, but for the sake of journalism, here goes. First of all, pay the VIP cover ($35 extra, I think). The VIP room…

Have stopped in here two or three times recently. It's quite the place. Girls are in-you-face naked and friendly. I mean friendly. These girls aren't particularly pretty but…

Overall, not a bad place to have a relaxing last day of the weekend. Went there with my buddies last Sunday and had a cheap ($10 cover and $10 dances) couple…

Large... and I'm not talking about the building. The club has gone in a new direction where size matters. When i say size, i'm talking two bills. That's right, two hundo.…

I was in Austin for the thanks giving weekend and decided to visit this club and boy I was disappointed. I reached the club around at 11:30p.m. and paid the $20 cover…

The club has changed now so that it is $10 for dances on the main floor and $20 in vip section every night. They've also added some extra stages, which I don't…

Went on a tuesday to get the $5 special on dance. Paid for the VIP and it was well worth it. Some decent corners in the room to add some privacy. Dancers…

I have a good time every time I come here. Dancer quality ranges from 6-9, and there are usually 2 or 3 8's in the room. Dances are done right…

I'm not sure if I went to the same club that these other reviewers went to. I arrived after 10pm to a motley crew of dancers. None approached me for at…

went on tuesday night which is $10 dances.they must have had at least 20+ girls.lots of variety to choose from.club is big with 3 different VIP areas and really nice. I was…

Went to Hot Bodies at 1 am last Tuesday. Hot Bodies is an all nude BYOB place in southeast Austin. There is parking right in front of the club in a well…

As stated in earlier reviews, the management goes out of their way to please you and ensure you're having fun. I entered the club with only one dancer and eventually two…

I went about a week ago and can confirm most of the recent posts that management is very laid back and dancers friendly and flexible. Also agree you won't find too many…

I am hoping that my last few visits to Hot Bodies mean that this club is getting fun. I have been 3 times in the last 3 weeks and each night…

Went there last week to check out the improved club. Well it's a lot nicer but the quality of girls hasn't really improved. Most girls are quite overweight, a couple of them…

So I retried Hot Bodies tonight (Saturday night, from 7-midnight) after my disappointing experience at Perfect 10 (see separate post). My luck was not quite as good as last time but I…

I really think this place has gotten a bad rap unnecessarily. I stopped in last night and had a great time for about four hours at the all nude BYOB side. One…

This palce is a little different. There are two clubs, one is topless with a bar and the other is all nude and BYOB. Naturally we would all take what's…

Stopped by Hot Bodies last Friday 11/9 and had a blast. Its the only club that has a nude and topless club side by side, so you can take your pick. You…

Stopped by on a Tuesday Night figuring the Nude dancing would be a good change of pace from Palazio. FORGET ABOUT IT!!!! Lame club. Topless dances on stage and $20 for nude…

The club is very different from any other club I have ever been too. First time I went was a $5 dance Wednesday- and I was packed... but that was one time…

The new club is actually 100 times better than the old one. Decor is very nice, booths are very comfortable and talent has definetely improved. I was there last Wed for $5…

The renovated side of the club is nice but I liked the old place better. One of the girls told me the old side is being renovated as well and will…

Got here slightly before closing at 3:30 AM on a saturday. It is nice that it is open that late. Only a couple of girls working, but one was a fairly hot…

This is by far the best BYOB club in Austin. The newly remodeled club is really nice and the qirls quality has increased a lot. On the weekends they are really busy…