My visit was a while back,...

My visit was a while back, admittedly. But from a couple more recent reviews it seems little has changed. First of all it's very out of the way; unless you know the area south of Austin, you could get lost trying to find the place. Also, there is no mandatory valet parking there, at least not when I went. The club itself is fairly spacious inside. You won't notice that, however, because of the strippers. By Thor's bronzed scrotum they were BUTT UGLY. The only worse-looking specimens I've seen were sitting on sidewalks in downtown San Fran! It's not because of excess weight (though I saw enough of that) or too much greasy makeup (ditto). No, some of those girls had the kind of ugliness that starts at the bone.

Or maybe I just came on a bad night.

But it's not worth going back to figure that out. There are better SCs all over central TX.