I wouldn't ever admit going to...

I wouldn't ever admit going to this club, but for the sake of journalism, here goes. First of all, pay the VIP cover ($35 extra, I think). The VIP room is much more comfortable than the main room. Second of all, it seemed that pretty much anything goes here. I had to avoid stepping on a used condom in the Men's room that some rude customer had not disposed of properly. Lots of African-American and Hispanic dancers. If that is to your taste, the dancers here were relatively attractive. Full nude, which, in Texas, means no alcohol sales but you can bring your own. If I'm not plunking down $6 or $7 a beer, the higher cover seems somewhat reasonable. Don't wear your nice clothes or shoes here - you won't impress anyone and you risk having to burn them when you get home. If you are the adventurous sort who likes to walk on the wild side, this just might be the place for you. If not, I recommend XTC for all-nude entertainment in Austin.