This was another visit to Hot...

This was another visit to Hot Bodies in Austin. I am usually one to say that high mileage comes by getting to know several dancers over time and while I still believe that, last Wednesday, 12/18/13, none of my usual dancers were there. No matter though. A splendid time was still had by all. First arrive before 7:00pm and you can park next to the building. If you arrive after 7:00pm, park on the street. That's when they start the $5.00 valet thing. No charge before 7:00pm and no charge if parked on the street. Next, go there on $5.00 per dance Wednesday. Yes, the songs are short but not by much. Don't let the dancers charge more than the five even in VIP. Club policy is five bucks everywhere. Next, buy your VIP band when you arrive. There is a discount for cover and VIP if purchased at the same time. Next, it's BYOB. Everyone knows that a six pack of beers at the convenience store is far cheaper per beer than buying them one at a time at a strip club bar. Hot Bodies doesn't sell alcohol anyway although they have been known to give it away for free on occasion. There is a new super private room addition. It is off the bar area. The girls have said 1)that it's $50 for the evening, 2)that the club doesn't make any effort to ensure privacy (meaning they will sell as many of those $50 wristbands as they can) and 3)that the room is filled with usual club furniture and is equally rundown. I haven't tried it out yet which surprises me a little. Anyhow, I arrived last Wednesday, had a few beers and got some $5 dances. The girls are nice and only occasionally pushy. I ended up with two very shapely (DD+) African American ladies who joined me for an evening of three way fun and games and still only at $5 per dance each. Excellent physical contact in both directions and again, a splendid time was had by all. Eventually ran out of beer and cash and made my exit. On the way out, one of the AA ladies and a manager guy thanked me for my visit and invited my back on Christmas Day of all times. Customer Service is so easy and usually results in good things for the customer, the girls and the club. I am surprised that strip clubs in general don't work harder at that. Anyhow, good times, good people, great mileage, interior is a little shabby but I will be back.