All I have to say is...

All I have to say is wow thought u would try something different and try hot bodies in Austin, I should have just went to my favorite club. First I paid $15 cover for fully nude and another $5 to valet who did absolutely nothing but watch me park my car. Now I get to the sitting area and the club has a big layout, one main stage with two poles and three side stages, the only positive of this club was the BYOB don't have to pay over priced drinks. Now the negative there was one attractive dancer I the whole club, this club must hire any girl that walks in, I was paying cover and over heard the manager tell a potential employee to do 25 jumping jacks if she could she was hired. Most of the girls here had weight issues, I will never have those images erased from my mind. They did have $5 dances all night but might as well have been $10 a dance because the DJ would cut the song off half way through, timed one of the songs and it was a minute and a half (90 seconds). My advice don't waste your time or money, hit up expose or palazio for a much better experience and view.