So I had really low expectations...

So I had really low expectations going to Hot Bodies. Basically, we're used to going to Expose, but I like fully nude (if its passable) and Hot Bodies is really close to our apartment. So, we took the leap and figured we would experiment with it to see if it was a passable alternative.

When we got there, my roommate remarked, "well, this may not be that bad." That's the last time that thought crossed either of our minds. We walked in and paid the $10 cover to the two chubby hispanic girls working the front desk. Not to be mean, but they were unattractive for the street, period.

We went in and grabbed a table near the stage. It was a general mix of black and mexican men in the club. The girl dancing was a black girl with saggy boobs. While she was finishing up, our waitress arrived (most attractive girl we saw there) to get drink orders. Of course it is no booze (I had brought a bottle of bourbon with me) so I ordered a coke. When it got there -- and this says everything imho -- I was confident that it was not coke. Or pepsi. Maybe Sam's choice or something? I mean, seriously, even the coke was off. So I mixed that with my bourbon and started drinking ... vowing to at least stick it out as long as my drink lasted.