Divas Men's Club
4134 Felter Ln Austin, TX 78744

So I retried Hot Bodies tonight...

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crazyharry6
May 4, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

So I retried Hot Bodies tonight (Saturday night, from 7-midnight) after my disappointing experience at Perfect 10 (see separate post). My luck was not quite as good as last time but I would still rate it a positive experience. I found out tonight that both Hot Bodies and Joys are owned by the same parent company - that may explain some things. In both cases the quality of the dancers (both physically and their lapdances) varied radically one from the next. Some were serious amateurs that frankly weren't interested in performing or even making money from me (leaving me hanging in the VIP why they look for other guys - not cool) while others were nearly the best I've ever had. I have a rule not to take out money at these places - if I leave empty handed thats fine, but I only lose what I can afford to - and the last woman (Britan) was doing such an amazing job keeping my interest after a long night that I nearly did. She was a tall, hot, blonde, and generally I don't like blondes but she made an exception for me. Also liked Roxy, a strawberry blond w/ some brunette roots. Both very hot white women. There was an ok asian (Giesha), and several black women that could have been interesting (Gemini). I started out with some latino women (Pumpkin, Mercedes) who weren't bad looking but didn't compare to the later dancers.

Which gets at another point - there was a hispanic bachelor party on the other side. I had no problem with this but that caused two things to happen immediately that annoyed me:

1) all the hispanic dancers gravitated to them despite the fact that I don't think they were spending money on lap dances, unlike me. Again, leaving me hanging in the VIP.

2) the cops appeared, and while only maintaining a background presence between the regular passes by the cops, the managers, and the wait staff I felt everything was patroled for lack of a better word. One of the dancers said that with bachelor parties like this a fight usually breaks out so maybe they wanted to be prepared.

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