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Hell yes! Abso-fuckin’-lutely! Homo sapiens will definitely be extinct some day. We could be extinct pretty soon or it might take a long time, but all species eventually die out. There is no reason to believe we will be the exception. Some…
Too far from my favorite SC. No AMPs even Close to this area. Damnit! Rosie Palmer her we cum!
Had my best ever time in a strip club not involving extras last night. I made a deal for an OTC threesome at a local club. The girls wanted to checkout another nearby club. The second club had…
Here's the seventh of eight first-round matchups in the B-Movie Bracket. --- B-Movie Bracket: Rochelle SWANSON vs. Mia ZOTTOLI --- Rochelle SWANSON 34D-23-33 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1943 CLIP: (stripping & softcore) https://www.redtube.com/17310871 --- The pretenses behind beauty pageants are frustrating. Swanson won Miss San Diego in 1984, which is saying…
My work travels are finally taking me to Detroit. I've been aware of the scene there for a long time but haven't had the excuse to visit. I am not an extras guy. I enjoy the illusion of passion and…
From a recent review of Chicas Locas in Dallas, TX (the ITB incident is described in the 2nd-half of the review): Chicas Locas STRIP CLUB TOPLESS DANCERS DallasTexas doctorevil Evil Lair Yeah, Baby September 22, 2019 Chicas Locas is in a very large building…
That half-boiled crab fredo is fast getting himself on the rick wildebeest list. Now I could care less about the impact of global warming on the apes. “Progressive” apes, “conservative” apes, whatever — they’re all damn dirty apes! But I do…
I just ordered a new Galco gun belt to replace one I have been wearing for about 5 years. It looks like a regular 1-1/4” dress belt, but is has a stiffener inside that allows you to attach a…
Watching your CF through her bedroom window. Tip or not? https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2501
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY AAAAAAAAAA wisten to me NOW! i have somethwing vewy importhant to say i am the beshth at thouching wadiesh boobiesh so i shhouwd be the one to have awl the shcores of the cubs no…
She is nervous. What the hell does she have to be nervous about? At least she has me to fall back on! Lol. I wasn’t nervous when I took her to my 30 year reunion 9 years…
well, it was bound to happen. I've been pressing my luck across the nation. I travel for work, and have enjoyed SA all over. Large cities, college towns and in between. There are hoes everywhere. I've had a…
Despite a recent encounter with a ROB and an alarming choking request , I'm back on the SA action. Another first. I rarely go for repeat dates. But one week, I made an exception. After…
Apparently, I too am pretty political. Last week, while dancing for a customer, he suggested that we should get a cabana together. I didn’t solicit it. But of course it’s not like I’m going to turn down something like that.…
The Council of ricks has a simple agenda. You TUSCL readers should know our agenda. It is: Wearing classy suits, fucking sexy whores, driving drunk, and going wildebeest on our enemies. It’s so simple even a hairless ape can do it.…
mommy shaysh thhath i am number 1 and i am thhe beshth ath thouching wadiesh boobiesh
My friend from the Relationship Agreement with a Old Favorite that ended up in an avoided catastrophe is looking to get a new Favorite to do OTC and hopefully to have a SB arrangement. He got her phone number and they…
Naked ladies in the woods... Bit o’ braggin’ follows…. Ever since @Reverendhornibastad wrote about his adventures with Yuni at a mountain hot springs in SE Asia, I’ve been yearning more than normally to get to the great mountain hot springs an hour+…
HOW WILL I LIVE ON, HOW WILL I KISS NINA'S FEET NOW, I PLANNED TO PROPOSE, HEAVENS NO, I WEEP FOR LOST LOVE, I HAVE MANY TALES OF LORE INVOLVING CRAZYJOE DUMPS, MANY FOND MEMORIES OF SHADOWCATS BALLS, TIS NO MATTER NOW, FOR I CAN LIVE…
So as the title says, I'm definitely a Newbie, so forgive the basic questions. Went to my local club, my first strip club trip ever. I had about 80 bucks, and just wanted to see what it was like. My questions…
The first round of the bracket takes a long time. Thirty-two matchups at two days each means we're spanning over two months, plus a day off here and there. We're nearing the end of it, though. We still have seven…
Ok so i broke down took a day off and went to a club... Got a few stories and this is one of a few threads im about to make Ok so on to baby stripper insulting me and making me…
Have you ever asked yourself questions like “Why am I here?” and “What is my purpose in life?” If you are like most people who become preoccupied with such questions you may have found it difficult to come up with…
Did you ever squirt milk out of your nose when you laughed so hard and getting a lapdance and you were sucking dem flapperjack tiddys? 🥛💦
Did a 3 hour session with her... She had me so relaxed i passed out amd woke myself up farting on her... She was working on my hamstrings and blame LOL
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