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Gave me a POV vibe: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/loneconsciousblackbird

fuck all other offers. I offer you cannot beat. come dance in my basement. all free with as much dog food and slurpees as you wish. i will even let you out for one hour of the day (but leash…

Rest assured many doubloons will be showered at the ground you walk on. Your name shall be known throughout the land. I dare challenge you to unsheathe my sword 🗡 and you will be given all the loafs of bread…

I just look at box office mojo.com - the top performing movie this weekend is something called Hocus Pocus by Disney. (Not to be confused with Hocus Pocus by Focus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDW9b_ejfI ). It did 650k yesterday.…

I have gotten into a naughty habit of getting an LDK and waiting for it to dry before going back to get another LDK. I could be a jerk and have another dancer grind on my damp crotch but im…

This is the best, most realistic war movie I have seen since Saving Private Ryan, maybe ever. I highly recommend it. It's a true story about the battle of Combat Outpost Keating in Afghanistan. If you watch…

Guy flys me out and pays for my dog sitter. We talk about sex all the time..... however when we get in bed he stays on his corner and watches basketball all the fucking time. Like have youve seen me. Im…

What gifts have you bought for strippers? I bought my ATF a slinky dress. It was so much fun watching her come down the stairs.

https://www.statesman.com/news/20201002/dancers-sue-austin-strip-clubs-allege-unfair-pay-scheme-by-owners Will be interesting to see how this plays out.

Title couldn’t say it all; “Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.” ~ Lisa Simpson

What's the average you spend on OTC.... Normally just behind closed doors? Dinner/date/drinks included? Also What's the most you ever spent?

When was the last time your ever heard a vinyl record? I don't even know hat we call them disc Jockeys. There are no discs. But wait things may be changing. Vinyl comeback: Sony to produce records again after 28-year break. https://money.cnn.com/2017/06/30/news/sony-music-brings-back-vinyl-records/index.html#:~:text=It%20still%20hasn't%20yet,produce%2C%20according%20to%20the%20spokeswoman.&text=Even%20though%20vinyl%20has%20made,and%20CDs%2C%20according%20to%20Deloitte.

Was reading the local paper (Eugene, OR ) (The Register Guard) this morning, and in the article on the county Covid stats: “Of the new cases, - - and five are from a new workplace cluster at ‘The Nile Gentleman’s…

Looks like things can go back to normal immediately. The Gretchenfurer is claming 21 days, but I don't see that in my skimming of the decision. Link to the decision: https://t.co/rjgQnMtNS2?amp=1

Not many things are more embarrassing than arranging to meet a girl at a restaurant, getting to the restaurant, having the hostess seat you, and ordering drinks, even ordering a drink for her since she is on the way.…

During a global pandemic, you have to get your kick wherever you can. Yesterday I went to the dentist for a checkup and some professional dental hygiene. By the standards of dental visits, this one was exceptional. It was a good thing…

I just learned that this charge is probably going to deprive me of one of my best OTC friends for at least the next 6 to 24 months. Fuck. It would have been nice though if she had…

https://xkcd.com/2367

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I went to two cities in two weeks and here’s what happened. Huntsville was very busy, but was full of broke, bored people who just wanted out of the house. They can serve alcohol until 11 and at that time,…

yall ever have a cf or even an atf that turned into a ROB? I think this might have happened to me a few weeks back. The quality was the same, mileage was the same, but then she started trying…

I've been trying out a new burger at home to rival Carl's Jr's (Hardy's) Guacamole Bacon $6 burger. They renamed it to Thick Burger after inflation forced a price change. Their burger contains a slice of tomato and…

This club recently announced that they've re-opened. Has anybody been there? Can somebody TOFTT and visit the club to see if it's business as usual, or if it's full of plastic dividers and strictly enforced 6-foot distancing?

Here is a link to a podcast of a radio show that originated from my local public radio station today over the noon hour (actual length: 48 minutes). I thought the topic may be of interest to some of…

Ever heard of it? I have. It's been many years ago but at The Platinum Plus in Columbia SC on Fri & Sat nights they would have 2 guys playing the music, calling the dancers to stage and constantly…