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None … and I mean none … well, only one AMP provider will actually climb on. 8.5 x 8 is apparently “too big”. Me just “suckie suckie. No boom boom.” $200 and no boom boom really SUCKS.…

Came across this advertisement on IG - it caught my (personal) eye: https://nitter.domain.glass/BoobsBarry

I'm confused by this. What prompted people to ignore this user? How did they even know it existed? Was all the content deleted or something? Also, I propose switching that particular category to Current or All Time or…

This makes you think. Should I lock up my kitchen knives before a stripper comes over? https://nypost.com/2021/10/19/instagram-model-genie-exum-stabs-boyfriend-in-nyc-pad-cops/?utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20211019&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Evening%20Update

What do ya'll think of the new Hooters uniform shorts?

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Hustler was never my favorite, but Liz Flynt seems cool. https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2021-10-18/hustler-founder-larry-flynt-adult-entertainment-empire-liz-flynt-at-helm

A public service announcement for TUSCL. https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=san+jose+library+hours

Anyone heard any news on Solid Gold? I was at Booby Trap last weekend and I ran into a dancer that used to work at Solid Gold. We got to talking and she said the club would be reopening the…

It's non consensual sexual gratification.

Over 5 months ago I filed an insurance claim. Because of all the technicalities and limitations, I did not expect to get anything out of the insurance company. But today I received an email saying that check for…

Your thoughts....experiences.

One of my personal heros, so sad this country needs more like him Great man, huge role model R.I.P.

I spent a week in Detroit for work. Had little free time to , ahem.... explore. I could repeat a review for each place.... but I'll just give a recap. I'll start with the losers. HENRY VIII North I stopped by…

Black licorice tastes like shit. Also, there is evidence that candy corn is mad from navel lint and ear wax harvested from Afghan refugees. Stay clear of that shit too. Finally I’d like to share a disturbing Phil Phact(th).…

It can be scientifically proven that the strippers we go to worship actually exist, unlike anybody's god. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbUDif6cJsg

One of my ATFs only had 3 lug nuts on one of front wheels, cause she thought that was plenty. I bought a lug nut and convinced her to let me put it on. Does this legally count…

It seems like over the past few weeks everyday there's an article about someone being shot, stabbed, mugged, or murdered in NYC, and this seems to be happening in better areas of the city. WTF is going on? Muddy can…

Dear TUSCLers, I could use your advice and guidance in a potential OTC situation. Background: I've been digging around the local stripper/bikinibarista scene on Instragram and Onlyfans, and came across an (alleged) dancer at local indie joint Kittens. The…

There seems to be a lot of dancers that have that smell recently. You know the one. It smells fine….. until you get warmed up. Then the overpowering odor of fish. This is a common medical condition. Girls know they…

Anyone else feel like a total schmuck when they have to go to the ATM at the strip club? It feels like a walk of shame to me. The whole club gets to see you waddle over to an overpriced…

John Cusack recently got shit at a White Sox playoff game for rooting for both Cubs and White Sox. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGj8w6So7Nw His explanation was he grew up on the North Side but did star in 8 Men out as one of…

How do you feel about this? Should they really be so blatant that we are not a shnack ourselves? I guess it's better than the one who'd raid my fridge when she came over.

There are even a lot of guys who would say we should stick to women who are "age-appropriate". In truth, I'm actually fine with age-appropriate, my problem is being satisfied pudgy/saggy/homely-appropriate. I'm also not feeling it that sex…

Hi, I use to see a hot blonde dancer named Summer years ago at the landing strip and Silver Cricket. she was great in the VIP.Anyone know if she still dances or remembers her.