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I remember, in a previous rendition of tuscl, there being a section that held current club discussions. Why was that feature changed?

For whatever reason, I would think that Los Angeles would be a strip club mecca, but browsing the section on LA area clubs, I find relatively few reviews. And I do not see any regular contributors to this board that…

I'm tentatively planning on being at Brad's Brass Flamingo later this month. I have an OTC arranged for 8/30 during the day, but I will probably be in town the night before if anyone will be around. I'd…

I think there's a general consensus that you should be truthful with strippers. Being the paranoid freak that I am, I often told girls fake names and hometowns etc. I guess being young I felt that running for…

I've got some preferences in types of clubs, but I'm wondering what you guys prefer. Here's my proposed club types" 1) Gentlemans Club - tuxedoed doormen, greco/roman statuary, plenty of silicone, and steep VIP prices to keep out the riff-raff. 2) Strip…

I took my annual trip to Florida and checked Goldfinger out.I spent time with this really hot blonde but unfortunately I don't remember her name.I wish I could so I go back to see her again next year.I was wondring…

Has anyone here ever been kicked out of, escorted out of, or asked to leave a strip club? If so, what was the infraction that initiated it?

Can't wait to see the campaign!!! Group says it has signatures to force vote on strip club law Monday, August 13, 2007 6:44 PM By Associated Press A group representing strip club owners and dancers said today it collected enough signatures to give…

I am leaving in the morning for my monthly Safari. I made out a list and checked it twice. 1) Curve and Right Guard 2)Strawberry bubble bath 3)New CD player. That crack whore from 3 months ago broke my other one. 4 CD's for…

Sight Sound Smell Touch Taste (Not my ranking, just a reminder.) Like the title says, rank their importance in contributing to your pleasure, evaluating the dance, etc. (Or do you consider any of the five irrelevant?) A little explanation of why would be nice, too.

Reading from other topic posts, I've noticed some discussion about 2fer1 dances. I believe most clubs will have announced 2fers. I know of a couple clubs that have all day/all night 2fers on a particular day of the week. Good Thing…

How many times have you been with a dancer during lap dances, that begins moaning or breathing heavy, or giving any other signs of her being pleasured by you? Is she faking it? Is it part of her drill to…

I plan to spend it on one of my favorite dancers this next week. Am I getting to romantic at 65?

Decided to start a new topic about dancers getting rejected. I remember one dancer tried her best to get a dance from me one night. I thought it was a lousy attempt since she spent over 10 to 15 minutes…

So many of us are obsessed about wanting to fuck strippers, but are they really that good in bed, or is for some other reason?

My favorite Atlanta club has a sign on the front door that says they are not permitted. I can understand this. It can prevent problems but I don't know how it can be enforced. Who knows who? My favorite club…

At my favorite Atlanta club ( home of the air dance), I have had several experiences that suggest that they do. I once had a dancer sitting on my lap at the bar, totally nude from the waist down. She…

What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen in a club, either a policy or some action by a dancer or other worker? Here's my "dumb" award. I once went to check out two clubs with the same address in Binghamton,…

I am tired of being first. Who wants to be IT?

What are the little things that your ATF (or any favorite dancer) does to make her your favorite? This sounds stupid, but one thing that my ATF does is hand me her purse and tells me to hold it…

Have you ever tried to track down a fave who stopped showing up at her club? How did you go about trying to locate her? Did you find her? Were you able to get back to where you left off…

Have strippers ever told you about their childhood sexual abuse? What form did it take? It's not exactly a subject I normally encourage, but a few have confessed to me. Some said they had been raped, but not by stepfathers who…

When I first visited my favorite club 6+ years ago it was not even in the top 40. Now it is rated #5. Recent reports from 2 of my fellow TUSCLers leads me to believe that it is going…

I enjoy all women but have noticed Quite a bit higher mileage with both latinos and black women. I once had sex on a LD on the third song with a black dancer on our first meeting and also…

They are advertising 3,000 channels of TV for half of what you pay for cable or satalite TV. Software is available to transform this from your PC to your TV. Scam? Anybody got any knowledge of this?