I think I've figured it out

davids and RL tend to agree. Therefore, I infer that that would tend to think alike. This has been demonstrated on a couple of their threads. We also know that davids goes after (and presumably gets) dates with stripper outside the club for free. RL says that stripper like gay failed musicians who are criminals. Therefore, it would seem to follow that davids is a gay failed musician who is a criminal.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. :)