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Phone getting blown up over the past week

This is not a flex or a brag or anything of the like. I am legitimately curious about whether others are experiencing what I am. Specifically, my phone has been blowing up over the past week. I've been busy…

rickduganElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 17

The Great Cuban Exodus

Ok figured you guys might be interested to hear about the local Cuban dancer drama. My metro are was one of the first to reopen clubs during covid and doesn't require and dancers license. So a ton of Cuban and South…

PaulDrakeVeteran Reviewer3 yrs ago 7 30

Top 40 members

Interesting that Muddy is among the top 40 ignored AND the top 40 bookmarked members. Longball3000, Muddy and Papi Chulo are the only non-dancers in the top 40 bookmarked.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 17

What TV show do you relate to?

I've had people call me a Guido before never knew what it meant til I saw that old TV show jersey shore. I think it's the most realistic reality show.

Icee Loco (asshole)3 yrs ago 7 4

OT: Wow

"BREAKING: U.S. Journalist Grant Wahl Collapses And Dies While Covering World Cup Soccer Games" U.S. journalist Grant Wahl collapsed and died Friday in Qatar while covering the World Cup quarterfinal match between Argentina and the Netherlands. CBS News reported that Wahl “suffered a…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 5 7

Sld vs sjg

Sld proves himself to be the most obsessive stalker troll on here

Icee Loco (asshole)3 yrs ago 4 2

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! Don’t get all gooey on me.  You should all know by now that Reverend Hornibastard is not exactly a sentimental guy or a guy who gets all choked up about Christmas. But this past…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 12 12

Affirmation that they are not "whores"

Is it something in the water? Seriously. Lately I've run into a number of OTC girls who need some type of affirmation that I do not view them as whores. Whether it's a girl who wants me…

rickduganElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 128

WOMEN GETTING LESS MATERIALISTIC??

I'm noticing this with women and especially younger girls. They appreciate the small things a lot. They fall really hard if you make them feel special. They try to help you save money when you go out. Dates are more about the…

Icee Loco (asshole)3 yrs ago 3 37

TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Final Four: Providence vs. Detroit

Face off to see who takes on Miami in the finals. Both give you a good reason to make the trek and freeze your ass off while doing so this time of the year. Let’s get it started.

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 27

WHATS ON YOUR PLAY LIST?

My current top 5 https://youtu.be/AhWNDJhghKk Nle choppa do it again https://youtu.be/WPfNtQQLoH4 Polo g bag talk https://youtu.be/1Rgc58HftaE Quevedo Vista al Mar https://youtu.be/tXHhgLkBml4 Jhay cortez ley seca https://youtu.be/PNFZHl1H8zY Drake 21 savage on bs

Icee Loco (asshole)3 yrs ago 3 19

Languages

I really love the way Italian and Portuguese (especially Brazilian) sound. I absolutely detest French. It sounds completely hideous and grotesque to me, but a lot of people love it. I love the Russian language, but I'm clearly biased. I really love…

blahblahblah23Contributor3 yrs ago 6 57

Weird dates?

What weird stuff have you done on a date. There was a dancer and we were gonna go out. She called me saying she needs me to help her and asked me to go to the mall with her. And…

Icee Loco (asshole)3 yrs ago 2 7

TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Final Four: Tampa vs. Miami

Final Four time. If you don't know the rules by now, fuck you. Detroit and Providence go head to head on the other side. Right now we got we got a interstate, Florida showdown with the Tampa Bay area vs…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 5 18

DEBATE TOPIC: What is a ROB (Rip-Off Bitch)?

DEBATE QUESTION: How do you define a ROB? And, under what circumstances do you include a ROB in a club review? ==== TUSCL GLOSSARY DEFINITION OF ROB: "Rip-Off Bitch - Dancers who will use any SS [stripper shit] or other techniques to get…

Call.Me.IshmaelVeteran Reviewer3 yrs ago 21 90

Stage side english proficiency test...

So a while back I went to the stage and told a dancer I was interested in getting a dance with her. Turns out she was Cuban and the experience was terrible. Today I came across another dancer on stage…

PaulDrakeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 25

A surgeon looked at 7 clitorises under a microscope...

A surgeon looked at 7 clitorises under a microscope and found they're packed with 10,000 nerve fibers. It could be a game-changing discovery. Full story: https://www.insider.com/surgeon-counts-human-clitoris-nerve-fibers-for-first-time-ever-2022-11?amp=&amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIKAGwASCAAgM=&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.insider.com%2Fsurgeon-counts-human-clitoris-nerve-fibers-for-first-time-ever-2022-11

shadowcatElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 7

TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Elite 8: Detroit vs. Toronto

Final matchup in this round. Miami, Tampa and Providence are moving onto the final four. Right now, we got two really great strip club cities where it's not a matter of if but just how much. Perhaps London, Ontario between…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 14

Clubs that didn’t survive

This may have been done but I haven’t been around for a while. So this thread is prompted by a comment by @misterorange in another thread (“Covid changed things here. A few of the best spots didn't survive, and…

BabyDocContributor3 yrs ago 1 18

TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Elite 8: Los Angeles vs. Providence

So far in this round Miami and Tampa move on. After this one here it's Detroit vs. Toronto. But right now sort of weird matchup with this one but fuck it, let's go ahead. Just to reiterate on the rules,…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 33

Do customers just have no concept of gross?

That worldstarhiphop video that was just posted of that stripper getting ate out (or at least almost) has me thinking... Do most of you just not think about stuff like "I wonder where that's been?" or don't care if someone…

blahblahblah23Contributor3 yrs ago 3 64

TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Elite 8: Tampa Bay vs. New Jersey

Just to reiterate, if you haven’t been to an option just go off what you’ve heard on here or what you would rather hit in the future. Dancers feel free to vote on this stuff too. Next one up I…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 5 21

Midget bitches

Evwr fuck one? https://instagram.com/drupresta?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= I'd fuck her....

Icee Loco (asshole)3 yrs ago 7 19

TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament Elite 8: Miami vs. Tijuana

On to the elite 8. Remember all matchups include that cities suburbs as well, not just city proper. COI/Anaheim goes to LA, West Palm and Pompano go to Miami etc. If you don't have experience in whatever city, go off…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 29

OT: Actress Kirstie Alley, Star of ‘Cheers,’ Dead At 71

Actress Kirstie Alley, who starred in “Cheers,” “Veronica’s Closet,” and “Drop Dead Gorgeous,” has died. She was 71 years old. Alley’s children released the news of her passing in a statement revealing that she lost her battle with cancer. “We are sad…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 13
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