Road Trip Mega Thread : Northeast

Hey guys thought I would do a new series, going around the horn with regions of America in regards to strip clubs and maybe you guys could add your 2 cents in your experience whether it be decades or just one time, whether it be good, bad or ugly, it's just a collection of experiences and tips that we could always refer back to if one were taking a road trip. Where to maybe to stop, where to maybe avoid for a strip clubbing adventure. Starting with the Northeast.


Northeast, we'll say D.C. to Maine, a relatively small area with a fuck ton of people. A lot of clubs and I've personally to been to most of them.


-Two downtown clubs in Boston are skipable. Tourist trappy although Centerfolds does have some pretty girls. New England you probably want to go to Providence. Western Masschussets I think Mardi Gras in Springfield is definitely, best talent in that area.

-Connecticut, Bridgeport for the brothel experience but it is pretty ghetto. For CT I like the talent at Mynx in Groton, although a low mileage joint.

-Upstate NY I don't have a ton of experience with but one of my worst strip club visits was in Buffalo.

-Pittsburgh is ok the big clubs, are Spearmint Rhino, Cheerleaders and Rick's. I hear some good mileage in some of those outer suburban clubs but I haven't hit those yet.

-New York to Philadelphia is mostly go go bar set up, stage behind the bar, tip parade deal. NYC area the Latina dancer reins supreme probably 75% of all dancers in that area.

-Long Island is not a must stop but there are actually some places for big mileage like Carousel and the Edison Strip clubs. Gossip is the high end club, I heard big mileage in VIP but pricey as fuck.

-For NYC if your going to find something crazy exotic, you can find in Manhattan, the closer you are to Times Square, the more tourist trappy it gets. Some pretty girls work in Manhattan but the ROI sucks, VIP could be fun but your probably looking at close to a grand for the room and that's before you tip the girl. Floor LD's are still $20 though. Manhattan clubs are walkable so that's kind of different for most people. Burroughs nothing must hit, most places are clean (which I don't understand the DA's don't prosecute shit) only high end club is really Show Palace where they filmed that shitty J Lo stripper movie. I would just skip NYC personally go to...

-Jersey. NJ is pretty much just NYC's (North and Central) and Philadelphia (South) suburbs. Jersey's probably underrated on here because there's no real big city you can point your finger at. A lot brothels in there, mostly off the boat latinas in those but not all. My favorite clubs for ITC are Centerfolds in Neptune near the shore and XXXV Club notoriously hated for a lot of dumb fees and rules but VIP is good and girls can be hot.

-Atlantic City, it's so touristy even I have no interest in going to the strip clubs there and boy is that saying something. When I see $50 covers in review that's a na I'm good.

-Philadelphia, you know I like three clubs although I think they've been down recently but Cheerleaders, Club Risque (In south philly) and Delilah's are gonna have the best looking and biggest rosters in the Philly area. High mileage, good value black joints, Purple Orchid, Outer Space, La Pearl Lounge.

-Not too crazy about eastern PA personally, Allentown, Harrisburg, Scranton, Reading (disaster)

-Baltimore for me was Penthouse or bust.

-Haven't really hit D.C clubs yet but can't say I'm super stoked to get down there.



You guys got any experiences in this part of the country, maybe where you point somebody new, and where not to go. I'd like to try this exercise as way to step back and paint the big picture which you just don't get from reviews (I'm not reading 10 billion reviews when traveling through multiple states fuck that shit)