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I know I live in the past. I would rather listen to 50 year old Chuck Berry songs than anything by Kanye West. Or watch Gilligan's Island instead of American Idol. So it's no surprise I get nostalgic for…

I was talking to one of my favorites at Follies yesterday and she told me that Follies has a blow machine. Before leaving the club the house mom has each dancer blow into it and they are given a "pass…

You know...our Juicebro is a real chameleon. Everything from whacked out living like late '60 Lou Reed ('cept with KFC somewhere in the story) to beautiful poetry. I think we should all pause for a moment and thank Mr. J…

I think we should have a new acronym for LDK style, but it shouldn't be CIP. No, my brothers, it should be JIT for "jizz in trousers". Captures the off the wall but genteel nature of our LDK bro. I…

As a loyal disciple from the Church of Juice and a logical undergrad from Bullwinkle U, I often find myself surrounded by heathens and infidels. No tipping, no game, no fun. Obviously, we can't pray away the scum…

I was sitting and chatting with a couple strippers last week, and one of them pointed out a man at the bar and said, "That's the $50 man." The gentleman in question was wearing a nice suit and…

EL PASO (KTSM) — Police were looking for a man who called in a bomb threat to a strip club in East El Paso. Police said the man called an adult entertainment business on Gateway West near North Zaragoza just before…

Life, they say, is about learning to appreciate the small things. For proof, look no further than the first-ever "Smallest Penis Contest" at King's County Bar in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20. According to a Craigslist ad seeking "less endowed men"…

For those interested or w/o anything else to do tonight; this documentary airs tonight at 10:00 p.m. *Eastern Time* on the show “48 Hours” on CBS. “… A "48 Hours" investigation into drugs, guns, gangs and the battle for Chicago …” http://www.cbsnews.com/48-hours/

I've been getting dances pretty regularly from the same girl at a club I frequent. It's gotten to the point she stops by to see me almost right away. I like her dances quite a bit and enjoy her company…

If you drive in a broke down car and live in a 1970s trailer just so you can ball $1,00 s on the weekends at that puss puss give me a heart felt motha fuckin hell yes !!!!

Thank god for the " system " cause they aint nothin and i mean nothin better than going to some back wood red kneck dive bar and being the only and I mean the only motha fucka in a 3…

To each and every one of you fuck your boring ass asses fucklards I'm out !

https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/5155b6ae11e8c-image.jpg https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/518761a7e3ca0-IMG_1602.JPG https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/51439e023d442-bc306c405c3b11e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg I vote brunette. Although I wouldn't mind throwing a sensor ring or two on that cone, knowaddimean?

Never danced in San Diego so I'm gonna bring a few girls with Myself and get our feet wet ....literally. ahaha on a serious note does anyone know any great clubs for Hot black women to dance ? any suggestions?…

When I decided to hop on my fav website for the scoop in the SC . I dance in Portland, OR however I am from California. I enjoy it most of the times but I have had a few dead…

Weither it be with some power or not having titles like president juice , vice president dougsta, treasury staxwell and so on would be some kool and fuuny as shit

Come on playas give me some love or hate I need the feed fo my seed

This is a rehash of an old and often repeated discussion, but I don't want to read nor type about Alucard or 'da Juice or even LDK. SO here goes; I read this in a review, "buddy and I…

Is their a tuscle lurker maybee ? Doesn't seem like the ones that post have made this number but is their a 0 commenting lurker that has reached 500 or more on tuscle.....the biggest number I've ever seen was like…

Have you jerked of today and are you going to the club

we have all seen this or been this guy before when a dancer tries to hog your money from all the other dancers so she labels you as "hers" so other dancers wont go near you this happend to me a…

Monsieur Moose recently posted a question that boiled down to the best way to deal with our least favorite turd in the punchbowl. Yep, that is correct: Drac-a-doodle-Doo-dude. I asserted that I blocked him in a relatively civil post. What then…

First of all, let me qualify all of this by saying that I believe, and I am sure many others here would agree, that trolls and the art of trolling are not necessary bad things. I also think that the…

The playpen has been reopened as ace of spades. Any intel? I stopped in when it was the playpen and it seemed like a black club (and gatsbys across the street is the "white" club). I drove by it Friday…