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Hello!! I've been dancing in Detroit for a few months now and from talking to a lot of the black dancers (yes i am also black) they say it's hard to get a job at the "white clubs" I've never…

Whatcho pervos thank ol' BagDude look like? I bet the dude looks like a frickin' hobo fro outer space...walking thru da club...chanting Man-DANG-A-LOW at da top o' his lungs and wearin' a fierce hoodie!

Is there a team that is moré loved and revered than the 85 Bears? Are they the greatest team ever?

Anybody got ghetto to English dictionary? This review of Follies was so funny by the juicebox (except there are few Asians there): im bak and bettur than ever bitchez!! dem bitchez new dat and thye were all over me startin…

For me: Looking for porn on the internet and not being able to tell from the thumbnail that the chick is a tranny (who still has the candy).

Man- DANG-A-LOW" !!!!!!

Who are your favorites?

Rickyboy has put his blood sweat and tears into this book...yes its 983 pages long but this is this man's 64 years life lessons and mistakes we need to enjoy and laugh at....we need to read and learn to avoid…

Do you ever get tired of shot girls constantly pushing you to buy? Two weeks ago I was having drinks with one of the dancers. We had obviously just been served and the shot girl came over to us and…

Mine is Roberto Clemente. 4 time batting champ with a freaking rocket arm. The accuracy and velocity of his throws were unreal.

Would you or have you visited any after clubs. They only ones that I have heard of in my area were open illegally. Operating without licenses, serving alcohol, had gambling machines, etc. They did not open until 2AM and stayed…

Booooooooooom !

Say we live in a world in which things are the other way around. That is, men are still men and women are still women, but it is rather the women who are constantly looking for sexual arousal. In this…

After watching the Boston Red Sox beat the Tigers tonight in the ALCS, my thoughts turned to strip clubs. I realized Boston is rarely mentioned on TUSCL. Except for an occasional reference the old "Combat Zone", seems not much must…

How old do you have to be to go to Strip Club in USA? 18? 21? Not the juice bars but SC that has full liquor license. In the USA you need to be 21 to drink.…

Two people are in the hospital after a shooting at a strip club in Horsham, Pennsylvania. Police say an unidentified gunman opened fire inside the Double Visions Lounge on the 1100 block of Easton Road Saturday night. According to a witness, the…

My current (but soon to be outgoing) favorite lies to me so much I just quit believing ANYTHING she says to me. Do you think she actually thinks I believe all the shit she feeds me? Doesn't she…

I am not a regular at any club, just a traveling road warrior. I have long since learned that dancers have no clue if a noob (like me) in their club has any cash or is a brokeass bum. It…

Tuscl currently lists 53 strip clubs in the Detroit area. You could visit a different one every week for a year and have one left over for your birthday. I've been to 13 of them. Has anyone ever made an effort…

Go here for all 80 articles. LOL. http://news.google.com/news/story?cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&ncl=dmxnon6ebCSrdtMqyihNQ39PCM7QM

You're with a hottie and the two of you are about to get really savage in the sack. She informs you that she's spotting. Do you still go downtown? Are you the type of dude…

Candidates •Las Vegas •Houston •Detroit •Atlanta •Portland (Oregon) •Providence •Phoenix •Dallas •Toronto •Los Angeles/City Of Industry •Tampa •Miami •New York •Baltimore •Philadelphia •Canton (Ohio) •New Orleans •San Francisco •Denver •Other In your opinion what is the best strip club city and why? I've only been to clubs in Portland, Los Angeles and Las Vegas so I have limited experience, but I would…

Yo pervo types. I'd like feedback on whether the system is universal. If I go to a Vulcan strip club (see my review of Club Akhlami) and try it, will I get extras. Mind you that Vulcan strippers ain't saddled…

This was the question sent to an advice columnist: "I found a wallet at the train station. It was next to a can of bourbon and had $150 and a strip-club card inside. I looked up the person on Facebook and…

Then there was the boy who drank a quart of varnish. It was a horrible death but a wonderful finish.