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Politician's on TUSCL

I was browsing around as I'm apt to do and look who I ran into on our beloved site-John Boehner. https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=260586 I wonder what other politicians are posting.

SlickSpicVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 8

Craigs List Test Ad

Been feeling restless and need a release. Posted a quick ad on Craigs list looking for quick manual stimulation. Mentioned that I had 60 roses. I really just wanted to do this as a test cases to see what would…

IronFox22Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 13

Strange way for stripper to get a VIP from me

So I was bored last night and decided to take a late-night trip to Platinum Plus (Greeenville, SC). I figured the cold would keep some away so it wouldn't be that crowded, and they'd be lots of girlls to…

BigCodyCooper12 yrs ago 4 19

It was so cold...

Snow and frigid temperatures cover much of the US. It was so cold in Detroit that a stripper's tongue stuck to my dick. Anyone want to comment on how cold it is where they live?

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 24

Funny or Odd Club Names

This is kind of a stupid thread to start; but as I skim the daily reviews; I sometime chuckle at some of the club names. Came across one today that made me LOL – the name of the club is: Leave it…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 41

Escort Service Driver, Accused of Fatally Stabbing Man When Stripper Refused Sex

An escort service driver accused of fatally stabbing a Riverside County man in a fight over a stripper refusing to provide sexual favors must stand trial for second-degree murder, a judge ruled Wednesday. James Michael Apodaca, 32, of Corona, could face…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 10

Super Sonic

Boooooom!

Super_ManeContributor12 yrs ago 6 12

Urban legend confirmed: Fried chicken really is the way to a stripper's.........

I'd seen past TUSCLer posts about KFC and strippers but discounted this as the usual nonsense because: "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction." Tonight I visited a local Kansas City club. In walks a rotund man…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 20

Alutard's Worst Nightmare?

Locked in his room with the padded white walls in his mental asylum, wearing a straight jacket but with a couple of roommates: 1) a PRIVACY VIOLATOR and 2) a vile ATTACK DOG!

DougsterVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3

I know who Super_Mane is...

Normally I old say that outing a fellow TUSCLer is seriously uncoo-el, but Super_Mane is able to defend himself so I say this as a public service. He is NICHOLAS CAGE my brothers. Think about it...kinda crazy but in a…

zipman68Contributor12 yrs ago 3 17

new game !!!

Everyone out Alucard on ignore for 24 hours...it will be epic depressing for that old Fucker

Super_ManeContributor12 yrs ago 5 14

i may not have super sonic speed

But I do a lot of bionic speed

Super_ManeContributor12 yrs ago 4 2

Jonathan Martin in a Strip Club

Those Miami Dolphins like Tootsie's. It appears that Jonathan Martin was dragged in there like I was. http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/08/jonathan-martin-strip-club-richie-incognito-dolphins-tootsies/

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 4

OTC on the DL

I've heard many tools mentioned to help keep OTC conversations private such as Google voice, burner phones, etc. It looks like a new app might work for this too https://getconfide.com/ It seems like a snap chat for texts. Will this be…

carl9512 yrs ago 8 9

Beyoncé brought Jay Z to a strip club after he proposed.

The 'XO' hitmaker, who has always been extremely private about her relationship with her rapper husband of almost six years and initially refused to confirm they got married in a secret ceremony in New York City in April 2008, has…

samsung1Elite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3

OT: Old Spice TV Commercial

Do you find the new Old Spice Mom Song commercial funny? I kinda think it's creepy as hell. http://943thepoint.com/creepy-old-spice-tv-commercial-features-crazy-moms-video/

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 16

Finally, a strip-club trial?

Both sides are lining up their braces of legal ducks in preparation for a long-awaited federal lawsuit over a proposed strip club on Stimson Avenue in Athens. Demetrios Prokos - who owns the site - and Christopher Stotts - who wants…

samsung1Elite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3

Giving strippers a fake name?

Anyone ever do this, just for fun or whatever?

StripReviewer12 yrs ago 5 37

So you like sucking on titties?

Here is a gem from 2004. "When I was still working at a club, during the last year, I would have my boyfriend produce seed and then I'd rub it into my boobs. I would spay a little vanilla just to…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 45

It ain't easy being Alucard!

When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother. When he played in the sandbox, the cat covered him up. His parents gave him a toaster and radio as bath toys. He was a poster boy....for birth control. Dude gets no respect I tell

mikeya0212 yrs ago 3 5

13-year-old girl forced into prostitution, then nude dancing at Miami Beach stri

Club Madonna is in a lot of trouble. http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/08/3858885/13-year-old-girl-forced-into-prostitution.html

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 1

Jackson MS 2AMer.

According to the Jackson Police Department, a suspect has been taken to the hospital after shooting at security guards at a local strip club. J.P.D. Officer Colendula Green said the 24-year-old suspect caused a disturbance inside Black Diamonds strip club around…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 7

Super Slam Dunk That Faggot Alutard !

Up up and bye bye faggot

Super_ManeContributor12 yrs ago 3 8

Alutard,how could you......

have Slick on ignore?He was pulling for you a lot longer than should be.I don't have him on ignore.Does anyone else?

tumblingdiceContributor12 yrs ago 4 13

Possibly the greatest invention of all time!

Just saw this, and would need to be improved a bit, but DAMN, it is certainly heading in the right direction. BTW, I hate Japanese "scrambling"! http://xhamster.com/movies/1737016/those_crazy_japanese_drink_girl_vending_machine.html

ClubberVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 10
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