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Work took me to Toronto this month and have been exploring some local clubs. So far nothing interms of follies mileage. One strange thing I notice is before the lapdance the stripper places a towel on ur lap. That was weird…

I'm thankful for the many reviews contributed to this website. I know a website also takes money to keep it going, but the reviews are the heart of TUSCL. To the many reviewers, thanks. To those of you who don't write reviews…

To which city would you fly, for mongering in strip-clubs near the airport and airport-hotels? Let's assume I'd like to fly into a major airport somewhere in North America, stay in a rather standard airport-area hotel, for one maybe two nights,…

Is strip-clubbing likely to be BETTER or WORSE for the monger on this Thanksgiving weekend? What's the general rule for holiday-time clubbing, especially on or very close to the actual holiday Day itself? I'm currently non-committal. On the one hand,…

I took a ride in a the lmio for the first time, and had the most crazy time with a beautiful dancer, who begged me not to say her name!!! We had a very fun time, and we laughed and…

An interesting read. https://www.valuepenguin.com/most-dangerous-roads-holiday-season-travel#nogo ...But not surprised that the highway area all over different Texas metro areas is more dangerous than average. 😅

I was feeling rich the other day so I went for the expensive coffee at the Shitbucks after hearing Papi Chulo talking about it a lot. Those dam Shitbucks would. Not accept da Shitcoins tho

Just wondering how to plan my weekend.

Sometimes, but all too often, I mean to reject a review but absently hit publish instead.

This story would make a good movie. "A screaming, bloodied stripper running topless through the street sparked a bizarre rescue mission — for her accused robber, who was left desperately clinging to the East River Esplanade while trying to give cops…

I've had strippers with drugs in my car--weed, cocaine, heroin. The only thing I've used with them is weed. https://www.pjstar.com/news/20191126/drugs-in-car-driver-blames-strippers

I hang out on a few online dancer groups to do what most other dancers do: try to scope out club intel of places. And sometimes places that get attention on dancer groups is ignored here and some places that…

May be me, but have seen a lot of piss-poor reviews in the last couple of days - I'm thinking PLs with time off for the holidays are writing any ole shitty review to get VIP and get some club-reviews…

I've never smoked crack in the VIP room but my ATF did. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/26/hunter-biden-suspected-of-smoking-crack-in-dc-strip-clubs-vip-room/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20191126&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8420718-711691148

How many of you mongers did tj ruin all u.s clubs for. It did me. I have tried to go to us clubs and they did nothing but irritate me

I wuff to go tew Dallas next week. How stwong are the dwinks and wuff the $$ ?

A dancer who I’ve known for awhile called me on Sunday afternoon, told me about a flat tire that she drove on, ruining the tire, being broke, etc. She said her mother was putting money in her checking account in…

Planning my first visit to Hong Kong Tijuana and want to go early Saturday morning. Their website says they open at 10am so my question is will there only be like 2 girls working if I'm there bright an early…

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Everyone needs a hobby. Mine is eating pussy. There is nothing I like better than massaging a beautiful woman’s pink pearl and vulva with my long, muscular tongue. Playing golf, international travel, a tropical cruise, even riding a loud, chrome…

Who else enjoys helping your dancer out of her costume? I really like adding my own personal touch to helping her out of her clothes. I usually ask first, and only if I have spent time with her before.

I used to dislike Trump. I thought he was an idiot and unqualified to be president. I actually voted for Hillary back in 2016. The truth is though, his presidency hasn't been too bad. And he's done a lot of…

That way my shit sparkles

An exotic dancer at a club in Clearwater was arrested early Sunday morning after police said she kicked a club manager three times -- including once in the genitals. The incident occurred about 1 a.m. at Sinsations, 20866 U.S. Highway 19…

I went through a drove through coffee shop and got some good coffee recently. The barista told me I needed to get a tramp that says, "If I am breathing, I am trolling ".