Apologize and call it a loss. Or have a few more drinks and try again in a hour. Also try bringing in another girl in the session with nicer tits. 🤷🏻♂️
If you are at a strip club, and are on your first lap dance, and it isn’t getting hard, I’d recommend cutting your losses and heading home.
If you are in a room with a brothel whore, it’s a bit more of a challenge. It could be a variety of things causing it - and you could use the bathroom to jerk one up to get ready. Use your goto thing to get it up - whether it’s getting her on her knees for a bj - or having her stroke you to stiffness with a lubed hand.
If nothing works, don’t take any shit they offer you. The horny goat weed - and some of those things can cause heart rates to race, and it’s not a good idea.
I recommend not drinking a Redbull. Those energy drinks are highly caffeinated - and they can restrict blood flow. A glass of water might be a good choice.
Only if you bring your own Viagra would that be safe. If you have a heart condition - and take a blue pill offered in a whorehouse - that’s a Lamar Odom...
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