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I have an erection that will not go down for at least two weeks, hopefully longer. Fie on your viagra.

My "understanding" of terms is that 1 way mileage is dancer initiated contact, 2way mileage involves both dancer and customer initiated contact. However, perusal of TUSCL Glossary seems to classify 1way & 2way mileage…

1month down, 2 mos of winter to go, so, time to take a "tongue in cheek" stab at various SC axioms. I offer the following…

I'm not in the habit of timing songs, but it seems that Spearmint Rhino, and Deja Vu chain clubs are worst offenders. I'm talking regular songs, not just 2fers. While norm seems to be 3:30…

Hey shadowcat, Whatever happened to your dancer (ATF?) that was gonna start posting here? It would be nice to have another female poster here, especially a dancer.

Just wondering what other hobbies people have. I watch a lot of sports, play chess, and occasionally sing karaoke.

We freely share our gripes with each other here, like in the recent 'Top Strip Club Gripes' thread. Have you ever made any of your complaints known to the people who could actually do something…

Awhile back, someone asked about careers. I'm supposed to be working on this writing project for school now and am easily distracted. What did y'all get degrees in/or what kind of training did you get…

Do any of the rest of you occasionally have to restrain yourself from treating people in "real life" like people you meet in strip clubs? I just had lunch at a little cafe across…

I've tried a few clubs and spent some time in a few more, but always just enough to get by, I'm not greedy I just like making fast money and having time to myself the…

You ask a dancer that is on stage for a lapdance and she says yes. You are already seated in the private room or booth when she comes in to give you a lapdance. She…

I don't think we've done this here before. Could be a helpful reference for those not familiar with the dialect. I'll kick it off with a few examples. Please add any others you've come to…

If you say no I beg to differ. and more than one position :()

Do you like clubs where strippers are allowed to go naked when they aren't dancing, or would you prefer that they always make themselves decent? Personally, the only time when I'd opt against modesty is…

What is the maximum distance that you are willing to drive to get to a better club, without springing for hotel RON? For me, 2-2.5 hrs 1 way drive max when home, probably 1 hr.…

Ok, it's probably all over the board, but let's assumed an experienced, good-looking girl, let's say a 7, who does a good job, works in a good club in a major city. Any guesses?

I'm terrible at judging girls ages, at least until I get to know them a bit. A couple of weeks ago I was at a play and there were 2 fairly attractive young girls…

Why do gorgeous girls think that putting artwork on their body that they would never hang in their house makes them sexier? Please, someone hide all the tat ink!

You often hear about big dicks. A lot of people think that this is good. They sell pumps that promise to permanently enhance the penis and even surgeries involving fat transfers from other parts of…

Is it me or is huge dark ereolas very sexy. I got a dance from a woman who's ereola was the size of my hand spreaded.

Had this hapen to me this weekend. A stripper looked decent on stage. But when I went to tip her, she looked a considerable bit worse. I still gave my tip, but…

I know, totally off topic, totally self serving, but I must gloat. I must gloat. Two game robbing calls, a fluke fumble (Bettis' only one this season), but the football gods were just.…

Nobody here ever talks about strippers' assholes, and I don't mean their boyfriends. Why not? Don't you like to see it, touch it, poke it? For the record, for me, that would be a yes,…

Most places a have gone are identical. I understand that the girls are there to make a living, but for them to belittle people on stage for not giving a buck or two is…

Pants look good on some girls, but they cover too much important skin when they sit with you, and they're too much hassle for her to take off for a dance. Same with thigh boots.…