I need a cheesecake as well

I read the recent review for roadhouse in Columbus and it mentions a punch card for lap dances - 10th dance is free. Any one else see this at a club before?

J Cole wrote and produced the song, impressive enough. But he also directed the video. Hollywood and major record labels are filled with video directors who are competent at best. A musician directing a music video and actually doing a…

Don't ya just love the fashion show at Wal-Mart? Was out shopping this morning and this 20-something girl (about 40 pounds overweight) had on extremely short shorts and cowboy boots. In what Universe did she wake up this morning and say…

Smurf stripping on stage. Fuck dudes when I saw Smurfette stripping on stage I just has to take that lil' bitch back to the CR for a private dance. She let me ass fuck her while she put the bottle…

Is tusclpolice911 growing on anybody else? I totally think that dude is a cop. Folks are complaining that he can't spell "legal" or "cell" or stuff like that. Shit fellas...that is what has convinced me he is a cop! What is…

She is one of most fantastic blondes I have seem in a long time. She is a smart ROB. She is one sexy gal but u will get air dances in two way contact town. Take her…

So whenever I happen to be forgetful and go to the club on the weekend, (Friday/Saturday) I generally see a crowd around one stage or another eager like a beaver to tip. And after reading the thread "The Cheer" by…

Last I heard he was butt fuckin a bus stop hoe for a Bucket of KFC ? What did you last hear about juicebox ?

what extras do you pay for in VIP and what do you expect as a normal vip visit. I think that a hj, bj, finger bang and fs is an extra and will cost more. things like ass…

A few years back, I very narrowly avoided a DUI checkpoint on the night before Labor Day and that was only because the door manager warned me about it. That was the best damned $40 I ever spent.…

In the past week, I've had two different dancers tell me they are on track to retire in their mid-thirties. I believe it too because these babes are big time hustlers working the floor seemingly everyday. They seem…

Made an afternoon visit to my favorite SC recently. Place was packed as the long weekend approached. Pretty festive atmosphere with plenty of dancers for the full house of PL's. An unexpected cheer arose throughout the club as…

Ok boys juice has been man raped, ass kicked, mouth fucked and KFC'd......he still want behave what else can we do to teach this little fucker to behave ?

Stage tip ? Kooliest shit I've ever seen

Titties

With more dancers than ever being treated as employees of the clubs they dance in. Has anyone noticed the ever increasing number of dancers that no longer qualify for many of the State and Federal subsidies that they were once…

Yes or no

Did you guys watch Kerry? Um, we will, um, not sure... What do you think? What a joke!

Has anyone here ever been snype hunting? If so tell us your best snype hunting stories? Remember on Cheers when everyone took Frazer snype hunting?

There has been several threads on AMPs on here but has anyone ever donr a Nuru massage?

Good morning to all. The weekend is upon us and for some, the end of summer is close at hand. For those of us in the Southwest, September is often the hottest month or close to…

Stink Onions, the true name for Chicago. Apparently. Some State names look kind of weird too http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23884819 http://www.kalimedia.com/Atlas_of_True_Names_USA.html

Just curious, for the guys with experience getting strippers to meet them outside the club, any input as to what percentage of the girls you ask about this respond favorably to your overtures? 50%? less? more?

My ATF has been carless for a week. Repossessed, reclaimed ( what a rip-off) and then the day she got it back, she rear-ended a car. So she's not been working much and has been hitting me up for Western…