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How many tax returns do you folks have to do this year? I need to do 8, count 'em 8! And, of these, only one is due to being late.
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I hear it all the time, a dude gets drunk at a party, or a bar, or something like that, and instead of manning up and accepting responsibility, everyone has to pay up. I think it's shit!
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As a newbie who plans to have his first lap dance soon, I've looked for good lap dance videos to see what it's like, and found very few... Mostly just grand theft auto video game clips. Anyone know where to…
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Amber Heard!
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Okay so I'm new to stripping and I've read absolutely every article on stripping, every review on clubs in my area, from all sorts of perspectives - new strippers, experienced strippers, regular custies, custies who like variety, ect. And I…
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So I've been on this site for slightly over 3 years now. Read a lot of interesting discussions and seen members come and go. Stiletto25- Last seen: January 2013, which probably means she won't ever be back. Since I've been a…
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The latest pm from alucard. To: Bang69 From: alucard Subject: Comment I am glad that I get under your skin with my comments. You should be able to get a job as a Constitutional expert. My reply. alucard You haven't got'n under my skin with…
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To: bang69
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who have some of the bouncers you seen in clubs looked like. the club I went to last night had a Ron Burgundy look with the porn star mustache and all.
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Stop being like juice and spamming up the board
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Even if you don't believe in Heaven, suppose for a moment it exists. What do you think it will/should be like? Would you be in a state of bliss without any sex? If there was someone you…
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I was club'n with some friends of mine in SC last night. One of the strippers siting at our table said to a friend of mine. Your sperm can meet my egg in the VIP room for $500.00. Y'all can…
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C'mon Juicebro. There is new shit on the board. Drac-bro is back bro! Drac, we were worried about you. There was even speculation that you had left this moral coil. But I said "no, Drac ain't dead...that crazy undead SOB is…
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...who will take over for TUSCL's resident Wile E. Coyote? Since Monsieur Draques is missing in action (and no jokes about death...not funny...we can call a YUSCL-bro a fucking idiot to their face but no jokin' 'bout death) who will step…
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Wow...just wow! Somebody must be off their meds. I have some helpful advice for Monsieur Draques: 1. Sir, don't self medicate sir! Sir, keep your instinct to eschew illegal drugs intact. Is that ok, sir? 2. Sir, please identify a doctor who…
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Wow...I got some major hostility from Monsieur Draques latest sock puppet (LittleWimpyJohn69). What do you think makes that whack-a-loon act the way he does? My theories, along with assessments of the likelihood they are correct, are: 1. This is some sort…
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Monsieur Moose recently posted a question that boiled down to the best way to deal with our least favorite turd in the punchbowl. Yep, that is correct: Drac-a-doodle-Doo-dude. I asserted that I blocked him in a relatively civil post. What then…
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Multiple gunshots fired near the Mystic Gentleman's Club in southeast Portland left two people in critical condition early Sunday morning. According to Portland Police detectives, the shooting was first reported just before 9 p.m. Saturday at the intersection of SE 99th…
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What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of....
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I had a dream about a stripper. The stripper was talking to me and asked me to move the strip club 44 feet to the west. The funny thing is that this is not the strangest thing a…
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Did anyone try a foot longninstead of EXTRA KRISTA?
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I met my CF in October of last year. For the past month or so, we've been having lap dances with the intent of me LDKing. (It was actually her idea. Her grinding abilities are ridiculous, by the way.) Anyway,…
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I da mane !
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I usually tell them anything is Ok as long as their ass isn't bigger than mine.
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Pimp sues Nike for not labeling shoes 'dangerous.' http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/01/11/pimp-nike-jordan-sue/4431131/
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