Basically anybody who has insulted a rick, be it rickdugan, rickthelion, ricktheshark, or me. That includes, but is not limited to, 4got2think, twentyfive, ATACdawk, and Chili Palmer. Squawk! Don't think we'll do it? Have you idiots heard anything from Dougster in…

One of the most frustrating things when I started clubbing was getting the girl I wanted on a crowded night. I'd spot the girl of my dreams, follow her around the club with my eyes, and send her telepathic…

I am curious, can smart dancer feel you are wearing liquid lapdance? Not with her hand, but merely just if she is friction rubbing her ass, breast, thigh, belly, elbow on you throughout dance.

One man is dead and two more are injured after a shooting outside an Orlando strip club early Sunday morning, deputies say. According to Orange County Sherriff's Office, the brawl may have involved three or more motorcycle groups. Someone called deputies about…

The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office is investigating after a man was shot outside a strip club in suburban West Palm Beach early this morning. Deputies were called to Sugar Daddy’s Adult Cabaret in the 700 block of S. Military Trail…

I've wrote a few short stories just to pass time. Let me know if you think they are any good. Meeting starts as usual. Drink specials and song selections and here I am again at work. I down some drinks…

Poledancer's post about a career after dancing aroused my curiosity about the education of posters on this forum: 1. What is your level of education? 2. How important has your education been to your career? I'll answer first: 1. What is…

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Last night on the way to the club Im talking to my uber driver about strippers. It's a long drive in traffic so I tell him a bunch of the stories. DS I, II, and III. Trips,…

An epic SNL last week. Ariana Grande is probably the best young talent out there, and she made me laugh my ass off all the while thinking about how fun it would be to fuck her. The writers were at…

www.egotastic.com/2016/03/ginger-round-up-for-st-paddys-day-delights Brilliantly sexy redheads!

www.radass.com/funny-pics-of-kids/ Can you guess which ones are crazyjoe?

The other night, I snagged myself a little hottie from my local club and thought I was about to have a great time. But things started going south when my normal motel was uncharacteristically sold out. So she…

Let me start out by saying I have no plans of leaving the stage any time soon. I have however been thinking about the day I do and how I would transition. I have danced basically my entire adult life.…

Just finished looking through the SI swimsuit edition. Underwhelming at best. It's a very weak group. Partially it's because of some weird focus on thick girls. The black woman just inside the front cover for example is…

Did you ever take whip creme in the vip to spray all over your dancer and lick it off of her?

Do you keep track of all the dancers that get you off in the club? If so donyou have a list on paper, on a computer or tablet, is it password protected? Donyou keep track of how many times with each dancer?

Lap dances or extras, whatever is your poison. Assume the cost is the same: Stripper A is a 9. 19. Gorgeous face, curves in all the right places. In terms of mileage she's good. She should be a dream come true.…

The city, NOT a dancer. I'm a little tired of Follies of the Southwest at the moment. What's the best alternative for cute white girls in Phoenix on a Saturday night? And please don't say Bourbon Street cause fake tits…

So far in my strip club adventures I've only been kissed once. I'm a big fan of kissing, I would like more of it. I'm constantly reading reviews where TUSCLers are engaging in tongue to tongue with their dancers. I've…

I'm thinking of trying out the champagne room at PP in Greenville. What do y'all think

The 2016 Chevy Malibu has a feature called "Teen Driver Technology" Good for spying on your teens learning how to drive. But what if the next step is "Wife Checking on Husband's Hobbies Tech" Could not be fun for the married

The Toledo Mud Hens--a minor league baseball team--objects to a Toledo strip club changing its name to the Hen House. I object to the headline writer who did not have the "Mud Hens crying fowl." The New York…

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Fat girls have big tits. I love big tits But they're fat. I don't love fat. I can't decide. What do you guys recommend.