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http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/girl-found-living-monkeys-indian-forest-46622867 This is an amazing story. I'm thinking it'd be a great idea for a movie. Child raised by monkey's and becomes lordess of the jungle. :)

More trouble in the Mid East. Word is we've launched Tomahawk cruise missiles against the Syrian military. That gas attack against civilians was terrible but I wish we would stay out of it. That shit in that area of the…

Some you sons of bitches are so wishy washy it's no wonder you pathetic excuse of men pay for sex. No woman in her god damn right mind would desire such weak men as you. I praise the father for making…

Was at the club last night and went to the VIP with a sexy spinner. The down side was after doing 5 dances she insisted that it was 8 songs. How do I navigate through this ? For me I got the…

Your mom ducks me in da ass and likes it

a) a bigger SC hound after becoming a TUSCLer? b) about the same level of PLness? c) less of a SC hound?

Many of us PLs have made specific trips to just visit a strip club(s). Some of my earliest trips were to Tampa, Niagara Falls, Ont. and Dallas. These were all turn of the century times, so to speak.…

Nutted in her eye told that bitch watch my kids

So ive been to the new club now once a week for 2 months now...last night management (female thank God) came over and stroked my pants then grabbed my hard dick...all she said was " just making sure you wasnt…

WOMAN'S LOGIC... Bikini: no problem Underwear and Bra: OMG!!! DONT LOOK!!!

I ate lots of grapefruits and ex lax on new years eve. I rung in the new year by clogging toylets at McD. I shit sooooo hard the fire trucks came and had to plunger the shitter with their fire

Been going to this southern Baptist church known for slutty members..been able to pull blow jobs on the backslider babist row for $150 This happens to u ? Or is i just sklled ?

Don Rickles died today. I grew up watching him on the Johnny Carson show and many other variety shows. He made a living out of being very politically incorrect long brefore the term was coined. A very funny guy! RIP http://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/celebrity/legendary-comic-don-rickles-dies-at-90/ar-BBzuEB9?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

His profile says he has not posted since January. I been gone. What happen?

Who is juice?

I did nothing to him... fine Larry. Your a faggor

I've always been an ass guy, but over the past six or so months tits have become almost as important as the ass to me. Nothing gets my dick hard as fast as seeing some nice big tits, especially right…

You ever get dances from a girl that wasn't your type at all? Because she was just really cool? You felt sorry for her? Because she talked to you for a long time? You just wanted to try something different? How…

How likely are you to get a lap dance from a dancer with a butt plug. I was at a club a while back and was watching the stage show when a curvy (not fat) dancer took the stage. She was…

"'When you’re an ecdysiast [striptease performer], you walk into work saying a prayer. Either you leave the club a few hours later with $2,000, or you stay the entire night and leave with less money than you entered.'" I don't think…

All of us rich TUSCLers should beware of strippers like this. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4383844/Leader-stripper-gang-appears-court-sentencing.html

Been observing at strip clubs that dancers with natural soft tits are missing. You know what I mean? I see dancers with solid ,round shaped tits .But somehow I feel they are different though they are not fake.I don't…

I recently installed a pole in my basement. I started an underground strip club. This is a fuckin cash cow. I rollin in billz. I use c notes for wipe

Y u stand me up at Follys. I was der wit my boi vince eatin da hole dam buffet. You hurt me deep bro. Wat is wrong wit you

If you clicked on this your nasty