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You are on the shitter at a local bank. The timed light goes out and you are not done yet... I thank the cell phone gods for the flashlight on my phone.

*Outpouring Of Sympathetic Texts From Scaramucci’s Friends, Family* WASHINGTON—Following his abrupt dismissal just 10 days after being named White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci reportedly received an outpouring of sympathetic texts Monday from friends and family expressing that they were “so…

I'm going to Portland, OR next week for 5 days on a business trip. There seem to be so many clubs there I won't be able to read all the reviews before going. I'm looking for recommendations for a club/clubs…

I Ubered to the Criket and found 100ber and Wongy at the club. I was under-impressed by the talent. We went to Henry VIII. Better IMO talent. Next to Bogart's. What can I say about Bogart's? A…

Fair warning, bullet point #2 is hard to process. But then again, since a stripper wrote it, it might just be.... stripper shit. ;) http://cavemancircus.com/2017/07/25/13-dancers-and-employees-explain-just-how-dirty-strip-clubs-are/

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This is kind of a OT thread, but I'm 26, close to being 27. I've started to notice that I'm not really super interested in girls my age anymore as far as the civilian world goes. When I was 19…

This German chick has huge (32H) hooters, which are allegedly natural and require *lots* of lubrication. http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/big-breasted-lana-kendrick-oils-up-her-puppies_86115.html Her vital stats from boobpedia.com: Personal Also known as: Peekandplay, Peek And Play Born: January 20, 1990 (age 27) Berlin, Germany Years active: 2011 onwards Ethnicity: Caucasian Nationality: German Body Measurements: 42-25-37 Bra/cup size:…

http://www.golocalprov.com/news/Fight-Breakout-Outside-Strip-Club-on-Allens-Avenue

First time I ever had to put a dead person on ignore. Real class SJG.

My quest to DESTROY the VILE ATTACK DOGS involves holding a mirror up to their misdeeds. So it is NECESSARY for me to read their DEMENTED posts. The GOOD PEOPLE of TUSCL don't have to do this!!! So let me show…

Just a heads up / thread for anybody tracking Bitcoin, today and tomorrow is when something called "segwit" is supposed to be activated, which enables a technology known as "lightning network" to run on the Bitcoin network. This will allow…

The conga line starts at Criket right now!! Will keep this thread up to date. Check in and join us if you can.

I don't know this chick, either, but I can't help but notice that her titties are glistening and her nipples are happy to see me! http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/07/samantha-laigle-topless-for-the-forest-magazine According to her page at https://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/51471-samantha-laigle/, she's a French fashion model, 20 years old, 5' 9"…

In doces300's recent thread titled "Menu up front" (https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51038) shadowcat posted this in reference to a dancer who offered an extensive menu: "One item was a totally nude dance. I don't know how she could do that in a semi private…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4745802/Man-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery.html

Read in a club review that a dancer sat with a PL and after a few minutes gave the full menu available in the vip. The reviewer said that that was a red flag for him. Pm him…

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Lately I have encountered at least a dozen guys who have a wife or long term gf who is extremely fat. I'm talking 300-500 lbs fat. Not just thick or chubby. Most of these guys were a…

PANAMA CITY BEACH — The manager of a Panama City Beach strip club is in jail after police said they were tipped off about an underage dancer at the club and uncovered prostitution during the investigation. Arie Prozer, 42, was arrested…

I have an upcoming business trip to Montreal area next month. I've been researching reviews on this area and it seems odd that most Montreal and surrounding clubs either have little reviews, or not many updated reviews. From my 2…

Okay for all my brethren that our married or have long term GF, what makes you club? What keeps you going back to the club when you have access to easy pussy or GFE at home. All perspectives welcome even…

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Destroyer of the VILE ATTACK DOGS! I honor the memory of the great Alucard by calling out and demolishing those who POLLUTE TUSCL by UNJUSTLY criticizing others. If you cannot accept anybody who is a little different you are a…

Take a listen to comedian Chad Daniels and his spot on take on "some women who think their vaginas are the most powerful entity on the earth." This is pretty short but extremely funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-vrejQiuYo&list=PLTuJsu6IzLS1vq4Uzw__6NRlEQLLXBxVg&index=2