How about some jokes?
The Devil was sitting in hell when three men showed quickly one after the other. Pop, pop, pop! This peaked the Devil's curiosity and he thought he would ask the men what they had been doing at the time of their deaths. He thought their deaths may be related.
So, he goes to the first man and asked what he had been doing at the time of his death. The first man said he was at work when he got a call that his wife was cheating on him and she was with the man in their apartment and he could catch them if he hurried. He immediately left work and raced home. He pulled up to the entrance of the apartment building and threw his keys to the valet. As he entered the apartment building, he ran into a man coming out that he did not recognize. He heard the man ask the valet to get his car. He then ran to the elevator and took it to the 24th floor to his apartment. He fought with his key but was eventually able to get into the apartment. He said he found his wife in bed but alone. He then ran through the apartment looking for the other man. He could not be found and the man sat down to think. It was at that time that he remembered the stranger leaving the apartment building. He thought this must be the man. He ran to the balcony and saw the valet pulling up with the man's car. He was so angry that he grabbed the refrigerator and wrestled it to the balcony and pushed it off. He then felt a sharp pain in his chest and then showed up in hell.
The Devil looks at the man for awhile rubbing his chin. He then goes to the second man and asks him what he was doing before he died. The man said he had gone to visit his mother for her birthday in an apartment building. A valet brought his car to him and after getting in a refrigerator fell on him and killed him.
The Devil looks back at the first man and shakes his head. He then asks the third man what he was doing. The third man said he was just minding his own business sitting in a refrigerator . . .
A man once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door. On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the 10 commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister. "Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind." The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach 'Thou shall not steal,' that changed your heart?" The man responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat."