How much cash do you carry?
gotoguy
Florida
I carry a lot of $1’s, $5’s, and $20’s so the Ulysses and Benjamin’s get lost in my wallet. I know some of you will justifiably make fun of me, but after a dance I frequently fumble looking for bills of the right denomination in my wallet. The clubs are too dark and the denominations never stay sorted.
Even in the main room where it is brighter, I’ll admit to having once given a dancer a stage tip of $50 instead of a $5. Dancers think I’m a fumbling old man, and unfortunately they are correct.
More recently, I’ve tried to reduce the need to ever use my wallet. I put a stack of low denominations in my left pocket for tipping, with larger bills in my right pocket for dances. I still carry a wallet to replenish both pockets. Covers go in the shirt pocket.
I usually expect to spend about 250 and carry about 500. I don't remember ever running out of cash, but i have often left clubs unsatisfied.
Has anyone solved the problem?
Even in the main room where it is brighter, I’ll admit to having once given a dancer a stage tip of $50 instead of a $5. Dancers think I’m a fumbling old man, and unfortunately they are correct.
More recently, I’ve tried to reduce the need to ever use my wallet. I put a stack of low denominations in my left pocket for tipping, with larger bills in my right pocket for dances. I still carry a wallet to replenish both pockets. Covers go in the shirt pocket.
I usually expect to spend about 250 and carry about 500. I don't remember ever running out of cash, but i have often left clubs unsatisfied.
Has anyone solved the problem?
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I bring what I intend to spend, whether it's $200 or $1,000.
I used to like 50's at the club, but the ATM's near here all moved up to 100's so I don't carry them as much as I used to.
Me, too. And others. I remember one time when I was paying my tab, and I had a bunch of bills of assorted denominations in my pocket, so I used them. But before I handed them over to the bartender, I sorted them so they were all same side up and facing the same way. She was watching me do it, and I thought she was getting pissed because I was taking too long. But when I handed them over, she smiled and said "thanks for doing that."
$5, $10, $20s sorted in my wallet. $100s in separate section of wallet or sometimes will fold in half and place behind the $20s.
I too insist on presidents facing forward so I can verify denomination more quickly. I don't care if they are upside down though.
Got off my routine at least twice that I know of. Once tipped a $20 when it was intended to be $1. Once tipped a hostess $100 when it was intended to be a $20. Hostess asked me twice if I wanted change, knew my routine was $20, so situation was rectified and she earned an extra tip.
That said, I eventually made a standard-sized wallet for kicks. So, the biker wallet has become a club wallet.
You obviously don't need to make your own. There are good ones on Amazon and Etsy.
I have fucked up however a few times. just lately when I checked out of the hotel I put my deposit refund in my pocket with the singles because I was leaving Tijuana and later on when I stopped for coffee I went to tip the cute server a $1 bill forgetting that I still had the 20 and a five in my singles pocket. after tipping her and pulling my hand away, I realized that I tipped her the 20. oh well...
at least it wasn't as bad as I did overtip a girl one time in lil darlings vegas three one hundred dollar bills thinking that I had tipped her three dollars. I wasn't watching what bills. I was tucking under her g-string but I found out later when I got to sapphire and realized I didn't have my $100 bills! (that was back when I first started clubbing 11 years ago.) on a later visit to that club, the girl
saw me and ran up and thanked me with kisses...
When clubbing I put singles in my left front pocket, fives in my right front pocket and twenties and hundreds in my wallet which has a divider that keeps them separate. I rarely carry any tens or fifties but if I do get them as change the tens would go in with the fives and fifties would go with the hundreds.
If I run out of little bills I break a hundred. If I want to let a dancer know I'm there to spend I'll pay for a round drinks with a hundred. If I want management to understand how to cater to my visit at a new club I'll pay the cover with a hundred. You get the point. And if I'm not sure how long I'll be in a club I'll keep other hundreds in reserve away from the rest. When I get into my backup cash (which doesn't happen often but for a reason when it does) then I'll start tracking the spend to make sure I close the deal on what I'm looking for. I'm usually only into backup cash for a VIP I didn't plan on or I want to throw more money at a new dancer in case I'd like to put her in the lineup.
When a dancer thinks you've shortchanged her because the stack is light, then realizes you paid in hundreds, that's an error in your favor.
I mostly hit $5/dance small-black-clubs in Miami; and at times the $25/dance mixed-clubs – so having smaller denominations helps – my M.O. is similar to others in that I’ll put smaller denominations ($1s/$5s) in my right-pocket and $20s in my left and that’s pretty-much-it – since I mostly hit low-cost-clubs, and I’m not a big VIP/extras guy; I’ve never taken $50s or $100s into the club.
I bank w/ Wells-Fargo and their ATMs as far as I can recall only dispense $20s and $50s – but many Wells Fargo branches near-me will have a separate ATM inside that will dispense $1s and $5s (in addition to $20s and $50s) and I often will use that inside-ATM for my small SCing-denominations (assuming I can hit a branch b/f closing time) – I once used a Chase Bank ATM near my house and noticed it had options for denominations smaller than $20s.
I'm seriously considering moving there. Not because of clubs. But your info on the city is the best I've seen online
I haven’t clubbed since late-2021 but traditionally the SoFlo/Miami clubs have been pretty-segregated – i.e. IME it’s rare to vey-rare to find a non-black-dancer in a black Miami/SoFlo club – and w.r.t. the “mixed” Miami clubs, IME most of them either have very-few or none (black-dancers) – i.e. the SoFlo mixed-clubs; especially the top/popular ones; IME are not the clubs if someone is looking for ebony-dancers.
I bring what I expect to spend. I separate my singles from my $5’s, $10’s and $20’s. I never bring anything above a $20, as it’s not helpful to bring those bigger bills.
I keep my cash separated by denomination. A wad of singles goes in my shirt pocket for tipping, and everything else is in my wallet. Like other OCD PLs, I line the bills up so they’re all oriented in the same direction, then I put them in my wallet so the *back* of the bills are facing me, and the *bottom* of the bills are most readily visible.
Why do I do this? When reaching for cash in a very dark club, whether on the main floor, in the lap dance area, or in a VIP, it’s easy to make mistakes, so now there’s a method to my OCD. With the exception of singles, there is a *very large number* in the lower right corner on the *back* of every U.S. bill – 5, 10, 20, etc. It’s easier to see this in the dark, and since that corner is now readily visible to me, I only have to pull out the corner of the bill to see what I’m pulling from the stack.
Back left pocket, ID and car key. I never bring a credit or debit card inside the club.