Why are strippers so dumb?
Sunday, January 13, 2008 8:21 PM
Not all strippers of course, but the average stripper I find has a brightness level roughly equal to a 20 watt bulb, except of course for bright lights like Melonie (on pink site) and certain others including posters in here. I believe it's probably a combination of just having innately lower IQs and sometimes lower educational achievement. While I am this week focusing on researching and finally resolving the massive sex industry slave issue in the United States, I began to wonder how we can help increase the brain capacity of strippers. This problem has now reached a crisis and must soon be resolved and I am thinking a government program of some type could work, and cash payments to strippers to go to school and maybe have tutors at the clubs, who in turn would receive lap dances as payment, or some other creative idea to help these stripper victims.
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