Next up we got the Bay State.
-Western Mass around Springfield lost a few spots in recent years, Magic Lantern, Centerstage, Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras had some hot girls working there, but if you went in the wrong side you were in the gay bar. And it looks like Club Castaway in Whatley is closed down now, that place was pretty new but it sucked. All that's left is Anthony's which I thought kind of shit show, but I believe that is an extras joint.
-Worcester. Looks like they closed Lamplighter didn't realize that. And then you got Hurrican Betty's sort more of an urban club, a good amount of curvy black girls. And then Centerfolds which is an extras club, I think it's worth checking out.
- You have Mario's in Webster I've been a few times just never found anything to take back to VIP but I hear good things happen. And then you got the Fine Line Lounge that just opened up in Mendon. Seems like a lot of providence dancers and dances were pretty expensive at $40 a song.
-Going down to New Bedford is the King's Inn, seems like extras to be had but didn't like the chicks. Up in Brockton you got Alex's which I thought was a waste of time and then Boardroom Cabaret which has a good lineup, solid two way I think one of the better options in Mass.
-North Shore you got Kittens where it's a bunch over the hill dancers. And then Ten's at Salisbury beach, high flying club I heard extras available I didn't experience it on my trip there though.
-Near the NH border in Tynesborough you got The Club, I thought the girls were forgettable.
-North of Boston. In Peabody you the Cabaret which is one way monitored dances fuck that place. And then Golden Banana across the street I hear good things about VIP there. And then you got The Squire in Revere which is kind of the packed, big booty, fake stuff, no mileage pricey dances, high flying spot. You might find some good looking chicks there though they probably got enhancements though.
-And then finally Boston. I love that city (Holy shit has it changed though) but the strip clubs suck. You got the Glass Slipper which is the most overpriced dive in America. And then Centerfolds, upscale spot but that place is a fucking ripoff but your probably gonna see some really pretty girls there, top talent in probably New England. I'll say this one chick that used to dance there, I met at Vanity in San Francisco, as I was getting $25 dollar dances, sucking her titties, feeling her up she told me at Centerfolds in Boston to get what your getting right now, would cost you over $800 dollars.
Anything to say on Massachusetts strip clubs?
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This is accurate. Mario's was promising for a short window a year or two ago but has really dropped in dancer quality. I only went to Ten's once but it was really dead. Seemed like prices were the same as Squire and Golden (same owners). Never heard of extras at any of those places.
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Yes, Boston is terrible for strip joints. Boardroom in Brockton is a decent option but most of us who live in Southeastern MA make the drive down to RI and go to those clubs which should tell you everything you need to know.
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Boardroom - Pretty good looking girls, $20 dances, very overpriced VIPs with rare extras.
229 Centerfolds - Mostly Latinas of advanced age or weight, expensive VIPs but extras available closer to Boston than RI
Mario's - Pretty good looking girls, $20 dances (might be $30), expensive VIPs almost Boardroom level but extras with the right girl.
You're probably better off headed to RI.
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"Mostly Latinas of advanced age or weight, "
Thats a nice way of saying it 😂😂😂😂
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Some of the most heavily reviewed strip clubs here are like Boardroom in Boston or Desire in Rhode Island. It would seem that New England isn't as bad as claimed here.
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I'm quoting from a recent review of the Boardroom in Boston:
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"A Redemption Review//Saturday at the Cabaret":
"So, I got two dances with Honey. 20/dance, and able to touch everything but the holes."
So for $20 apparently you can get full-contact lap dances in Boston. So who's wrong here?
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^The Boardroom is 20 miles of the world's worst traffic away from Boston. The Boardroom is a low-cost option for attractive dancers and dances. Desires has the best daytime lineup anywhere. I will waste 5 days a year at Mario's. Boston is the worst strip club venue on earth. Rhode Island Dolls is between Boardroom and Desires.
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Boardroom is definitely the best combination of good looking dancers and extras.
However, if you're looking for "Providence Level" extras which are hit or miss at Boardroom, unless you are in the area for another reason, I'd choose Desire in Providence
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No, Boston isn't the "worst stip club venue on earth," you haven't been to the D.C. area.
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Hilarious, I haven't clubbed in Boston, but it sounds as bad as Chicago and DC. DC is bad, I didn't even bother writing a review. But, they have lap dances (or so I'm told). I can't say that for Chicago :)
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Puddytat and skibum are getting the threads about them at desires deleted 😂😂😂
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End of the day I don't think Mass is as bad a some make it out to be. I know Ski is hard on his home state but there's a lot of extras possible where that just ain't true in a lot places.
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Skibum you really show flat chested teen boy looking hoes this site hoping for freebies or discounts????
Tbh I use some peoples posts on here as comic relief in the club
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Mass is OK. its not a terrible state for SC's but by no means is it great either. Boardroom gets reviewed a lot and has high reviews but my experiences there have been pretty meh. They have a few attractive dancers but they are usually tied up with their regular customers. I am not sure how it is a top 40 club and if it is I just have never seen it when I was there. Golden Banana and Tens (same ownership) are decent. They usually have a few hot dancers who go full nude and give passable dances, the bouncers leave you alone, you can drink alcohol and see a woman's beaver in the same establishment. Mass isn't Florida or Texas, on the other hand we don't have a ton of Mormon / feminist inspired rules to make the strip club experience suck as much as humanly possible so that people just don't go. All in all things could be better but I have definitely had worse in many other states.
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Y'all are gonna get these clubs targeted by MSP Vice squad, which seems pretty darn likely given Governor Healy's disposition AND the MSP have had some very bad PR years, but got a lot of good press over the Watertown bust.
Anyway, having clubbed in 9 stats + 1 Canadian Provence in the last two years, I'll say that Eastern MA isn't bad at all. Full nudity on stage is the norm, though not 100%. Two way contact at almost all clubs and alcohol is served. I'm not an extras customer, but I do enjoy a good grind, and MA clubs are better than most. Dances are $30 at most clubs (including Glass Slipper, though last time I was there a dancer tried to upcharge and had no takers), but $20 a Boardroom is a good deal.
However, I'd say that all MA clubs in my rotation have become worse in the last year: Boardroom is like Desire in terms of the infinite waiting for a dancer to become available. Boardroom's also lost a few good dancers. My last trip to Golden Banana was bad enough that I put out a cautionary review when I didn't need the free month. Kitten's had a great lineup 18 months ago, but now they only have a few dancers that I'm into AND they raised their prices from $25 to $30. Still, a regular dance at Kittens from one of the hot girls is every bit as good as what you'll get during a regular dance at any RI club. The Club changed ownership and is apparently scanning IDs, so they are off my list. However, on my last visit there they had quite a few hot goths and the 15 minute booths were full nude and priced the same as topless at RI Dolls and slightly cheaper than Foxy's 15 minute nude rooms. Tens is hit and miss, but they do sometimes have some very pretty girls.
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Here in Baltimore and D.C. (the Mid-Atlantic region), if you want to get a two-way dance where you can touch breasts, then (in terms of mainstream clubs, i.e. outside some dangerous or fringe/hood options) you have to pay at least $200. I am not kidding. In contrast to that, in Philly (1.5 hrs away) it's $20. Ten times less for the same activity. You read that right. The sexual climate throughout the US truly fluctuates wildly from region to region.
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