State of Strip Clubs/Michigan

Now we got the Wolverine state. As far as strip clubs if your looking at the mitten you probably want to shoot for the bottom of the thumb. Real quick rundown there's a lot cities with like a couple clubs.

Muskegon-Two dives I didn't give a fuck about. The roads there are all kinds of fucked up.

Traverse City- was just there at Fantasy this past weekend actually, except for one girl would've been a waste but the one chick was solid, $25 dances. No extras.

Caddilac- Also just here at Coz's, a bunch of pool tables, girls dance on you if you sit near stage, it's the same shit if you woulda got a dance for $20 ain't no touching.

Battle Creek- Heartbeats was dead as hell. Vegas club is pretty nice inside. Talent didn't match the building but it's an upscale club for sure.

Jackson- Cracker Jaxx has cheap dances, good two way, ain't no extras though. Looks like they closed Avenues and Keeders.

Kalamazoo- Angels can have some pretty girls and the Deja Vu/Little Darlings extras available there not the best lineup though.

Grand Rapids. Parkway Tropics and Dames and Games. Grand Rapids is not Detroit, it's very limited no extras. I did run into a girl with an amazing ass at Dames and Games, but dances and LDK was the most I was gonna get

Lansing- 3 clubs. Omar's is like the high flying club. Deja Vu is slow. Centerfolds is ghetto.

Flint- You can get extras in Flint. Deja Vu. Men's Club and Teasers. Some cubans up there. Men's club is usually has amazing talent whatever city they are in but not the one in Flint. Teasers quite a few cubans offering me high mileage.

Saginaw- Deja Vu didn't care for the lineup and mileage seemed limited

Ypsilanti- Deja Vu. Met Bubbleyum at this club. I took some other chick to VIP, I think extras could be had only a very tiny high up window in a closed door VIP but I didn't get it from this girl.

Detroit Metro-It really is the Nirvana of strip clubbing in the Midwest. But Detroit proper kind of sucks. Players and Coliseum were lame maybe they were good back in the day I guess. Downtown you Bozokai, plenty of customers but like 4 dancers on a saturday just not enough to go around, I mean it's nice. And then you got Legends which is the high flying club in Motor city. But ain't no mileage whatsoever, pretty girls but a ton fake shit and GPS unbound. And there's a bunch of other urban clubs on 8 mile I haven't visited yet.

And then to the western suburbs it's heavily reviewed I'm not breaking any news by saying these clubs are all out type places. But when people say Detroit they really mean Inkster, Romulus, Dearborn etc. Henry VIII and Boegarts are the bottom of the barrel options. You got Landing Strip, BT's, Flight Club, Subi's and the Silver Cricket are probably the Go to's in Detroit. I like Landing Strip and BT's personally. Dream Girls I've been when it's packed to the gills and when it's totally dead, I don't what to think about that place. Flight club I was there just this past weekend. Really down talent wise. Not horrible but just didn't have the high end talent it was known for. Silver Cricket gets more urban at night.

Also very recently Cubans hit the Detroit scene, they really weren't there even just 5 years ago. In a lot of these places they are probably the plurality demographic.

And I gotta say between a lot of these valet's, then high covers, then high drink prices that with mandatory drink minimum, and then your gonna probably wanna do VIP. Detroit might be one of the most expensive cities to club hop in. Shit if I lived here I'd get broke quick.

Anything to say about Michigan strip club scene.