Amateur Nights
crazyjoe
Colorado
I ended up at one recently. I did not know it was amateur night until I got there. It was a lot of fun with some really good looking scenery! See my review after it gets approved.
At a Club I used to be a regular at, they used to have amateur night every Thursday. They would pick some patrons to be judges. I would sometimes hang out with some of the amateurs and have a great time. Some of them were already dancers at other clubs but some were true amateurs. The true amateurs seemed to appreciate some encouragement and would have a good conversation.
It was usually a good time until one night I was getting a dance from a dancer during the contest. There was a half wall between the club and the dance area. While getting a dance I could see the stage Which was fun until a amateur got up there that was extremely unattractive. She definitely had no business taking off her clothes and almost cleared the place out. I thought she would get up there and threaten to get naked and run off stage but that did not happen. There were lots of groans and was Kind of a mood killer! I wondered if she did that as a dare or a prank possibly though. I seriously could not figure out why she put herself through that.
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I think a common complaint people have I think is that the amateurs are often just dancers from other clubs. I have been going to Showpalace in Queens a lot recently. They have amateur nights on Thursday’s but really any night is amateur night, the place is full of new dancers. They all wanna be J.Lo, they want to be Cardi B local celebs they think they can do it too. I kinda feel like I want to ride this wave for little bit right now.
My preference is for dancing whores - and extras - so I’m not sure if I’d find what I’m looking for.
My guess (idk if I’m right or wrong) is that practice would constantly bring in more fresh faces than other places. So even if they aren’t true amateurs, probably wouldn’t have to deal with the annoyance of recognizing them from another club. 😁
I was at a local club back in the 80's that had amateur contests. (Jiggles). Judges were up in a balcony (the VIP area) with numbered scorecards. Quite a number of petty girls were playing - some were a bit shy, only flashed boobs right at the end.
Then this quite chubby girl gets up on stage; looks were not what the average PL came to see. A few groans, averted eyes. But when her music started, she just went all out, shaking it like I’d never seen. Boobs, hair, buns, everything was flying, flopping, undulating all over. Some started laughing, then it turned to cheering, crowd got into it. Biggest applause of the night. She moons the crowd.
Couple of the judges gave her 2s and 3s (probably the Romanian and Russian judges) but most gave her 8s and 9s. One guy grabs his neighbor’s score card to give her a 9.9
Good laughs, funny memory.
I remember being out for one and one only. Three contestants. One that seemed to have a few friends with her such that they were just out to have some thrills in a Sunday night. One woman who truly seemed to be auditioning. I don't remember the third.
The girl with the fan club "won." The auditioning girl appeared to get some paperwork apply for hire.
It was underwhelming to say the least. I can see why the night died out.
But I haven't come across one in years now. The last one was at a very small club in Milwaukee and it was underwhelming to say the least.
:) :) :)
SJG